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    A customer at work was going off about her cats and showing me pictures on her phone of how cute her cats were and I had to play along because I have to be nice to customers, then she asked me how many cats I have and I said zero, and her demeanor flipped 180 and she absolutely couldn't conceive of the fact I didn't have, nor did I want, cats. Why are cat owners like this?
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    once you understand what toxoplasmosis does to other animals that are infected all behavior of cat owners will start to make sense, the parasite seeks to infect more hosts.
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    >>5169547
    >why is the owner of a pest that spreads behavior altering brain parasites acting irrationally in a way that benefits aforementioned pest
    That's what I'm working on figuring out. I'll make another post here as soon as I do.
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    >>5169547
    >A random person did this one thing to me once WHY IS EVEYONE LIKE THAT!!!???
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    >>5169579
    Have you never met a cat owner in your life? They are obsessed with the pests.
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    >>5169547
    Cats are brood parasites; they evolved neotenous proportions and they communicate (demand) with us through sounds that resemble a baby crying. When you say you don't like cats, to a cat person it's like saying "fuck no I think your kids are ugly freaks"
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    >>5169582
    I have several around me. They're normal folks. You just live in the third world
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    >>5170177
    There's nothing normal about having your behavior be controlled by parasites
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    Normal people like cats. OP probably sperged out in reality and is conveniently leaving it out of the story.
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    >>5170221
    Normal people like cats.
    Cat owners make cats their entire identity.
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