ARE U A GRASS EDITION PREVIOUS MINERALS: >>5159677
>is there grass in the sky...
>loss of round grass (very sad)
There could be grass anywhere RIGHT NOW
GRAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>5168064Yes, yes there is
>>5168075and then peopl say evolution isn't real
the function
>>5168138what do they see that i don't...
>>5168139whatever it was, apparently it moved.on my way back, i stopped by another paddock and got into a staredown which a few seconds in i realized was in fact just the horse taking a piss[spoiler]actual honest question: is holding the tail to the side and flexing the mare parts a phase in the urination process or was she actually winking at me[/spoiler]
>>5168057
>>5168147MAKES ME WANT TO LISTEN TO...AMAZING GRASS
>>5168169https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz2CAtExXgQ
>>5168139>>5168141They are tracking minerals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHhdivSesjkThink this song will speak to you
>>5168247That's fantastic, thanks anon.Horse songs general! Post 'em if you got 'emhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SdiSjpOdyU
>>5168251starting the song from the only important part, people have been singing about horses for centurieshttps://youtu.be/4OYRn7fqY-0?t=72
>trotrotrotrot
>>5168138the spine in the middle needs a round in the spine straightener
>>5168138Do they feed those horses anything?
>>5168312what are they running from?
>>5168317if you look closely at 0:03 there's a weird looking shadowy horse after them. spooky.
>>5168316i've seen one of the workers come by with a few wheelbarrows of hay periodically. seems they just have feeding times
>>5168312there they go
>>5168251I wish this wasn't the least silly horse song I knew, but it ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG0CalgpM5g
>>5168251>>5168346https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8
Saw this plastic unicorn skeleton at the store today. I lost count of how many inaccuracies it has from an actual horse skeleton.
>>5168326They're looking a bit thin...
>>5168482Forgot pic.
>>5168484the tail and mane are peak
>>5168317their past(ure)
>>5168484Unicorns are closer to birds. They have no bones.
>>5168484The quest for maximum equine anatomical accuracy is a dangerous road to go down
bzz bzz
>someone holds their phone up to take a photo of a horse>this horse has probably seen this phone many times because their humans love taking photos of them>still must bring their nose up to the camera to give a big sniff and make every photo a sniff closeup
Thoughts on the NYC carriage horse ban? A vote has been pushed through after an Indian tourist died in June (first recorded human death in its 168 year history). The vote is on the 22nd but it's expected to pass. There will be lawsuits though.
>>5168627probably wise. cars are dangerous, ugly imitations of equine perfection. no one should have to be around them, much less horses.
>>5168627I generally see why this is necessary, earlier this year there were a lot of sad videos coming out of very tired and dehydrated horses being forced to work as carriage horses in New York very clearly being mistreated and a few even died and were just left in the middle of the road. Genuinely a heartbreaking story, I also hope that the city has a plan to make sure the horses who will lose those jobs are given nice retirements and don't end up in the slaughter pipeline, but I have confidence they will since New York also performed that massive crackdown on a guy who tried to export a massive truck of horses across to Canada to be killed.
>>5168627>this makes the politoid take out the banhammer
>>5168643certain places with carriages are much nicer to horses, but a lot of new york city carriages are very abusive to their horses. it was really bad during the summer and heat waves. there were videos of poor carriage horses collapsing on the road due to the heat because the shitty companies running these carriages weren't giving them water or rest.
>>5168643you posting this is like a pitmommy posting a pitbull with flowers
https://nitter.click/MaxNordau/status/2110793890660073912#mis he right?
>>5168648Yeah he does, but you guys kinda sound like the vegans who talk like every farm is some kind of Saw scenario for animals. Karen laws like that don't just punish the bad actors, they also punish people who never did anything wrong.
>>5168577Simply recharging
>>5168643The road I live on has a horse farm and they let them shit all over the road, I hate them.
>giant ripped cow with cat brainsI’m not sure I like this dog
>>5168794I give them candy canes at Christmas.
Full of minerals.
>>5168799>[lustprovoking_media]
>>5168776had I known it I would have taken the horsepill at least 5 years earlier
>>5168799wow they're just like pokemon
>>5168577>minerals... electrons... it's all good
>>5168837Minerals have electrons.
>>5168839but not the spicy ones!
>>5168774Your street has a free fertilizer delivery service and you're complaining?
>>5168839any chance you have that in non-potato quality?
>>5168719i would say i agree with him but this is just his attempt at rationalizing kash "dogfucker" patel's bestiality restrictions
>>5168845https://goyimx.com/Meghanduggan1/status/2111046788476248547
>>5168849much obliged
>>5168719KEK. Can you guys tell if he's a Jewish plant yet? Comet ping pong regular BTW.
>>5168627>jeet practices jeet culture (crushed by Juggernaut)>now we all mist sufferWhy aren't cars banned in NYC? The oil lobby? My only concern is horse shit being left everywhere.>>5168639Thats a social issue not legal one. Don't support carriage operators who mistreat horses.
>>5168861yeah, "I'm not into it personally" is mighty sus
>>5168719This was in a mainstream show btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXNZlv3yjbw
>>5168627I want a return of horse carriages world wide but also a heavy heavy penalty for mistreatment of said horses so this is the worst of both worlds as the current faulty ones remain until they're phased out and not replaced. As for the incident I personally don't think much of it, cars kill more people so while tragic. I don't get it too much.
>>5168839My elderly neighbour sent a horse and cat video and I was still in horse gen mode and said "that's a horse pussy video everybody can enjoy" and she stopped giving me eggs
horses shit everywhere
>>5168918no horse ever shat in my apartment
>>5168917Bit of a fuck up there.
>>5168923how do you make them not shit there?
>>5168918imagine being so free that the entire planet is your designated toilet
>>5168939horses are like jeets then?
>>5168931House training, supposedly they're easier to train than dogs
Tell me about your horse dreams
>>5168970They're almost always umamusume-related so I'm not sure they fit here. They're also often nightmares.
>>5168979Night Mares.
wtf why is the thread so fast suddenly
>>5168987Horse scientists public holiday
>>5168987Energized through the anons who turned out to be a grass indeed
>>5168989>when he turns out to be not a grass NOR a mineral
How long have you been a horse enthusiast? When was your earliest memory of going >THAT!
>>5168989it eating him, then it's going to eat me, ohh my goooooooood
>>51690075 years of thinking they're kinda neat, 3 of admiring them from afar, 1.5 of admiring them from up close and almost 6 months of being on top of onemy earliest memory is lying on the carpet in front of the TV at my grandparents' place, watching the olympics (or a news report about it idk), and thinking "huh, that's pretty cool", but it never went anywhere until much, much later.
>>5168989The evil ass babushka mare
>>5169062You know Kate Bush predicted all of this.
>>5168986Carlos!
>>5168990boopus
>I can dance too you fucking retards>why do you keep staring at HIM? is it because he's taller??
the old lady hadn't seen this horse before, or it's just been a while, but she still made sure to give them a proper greeting
>>5169126a proper minerals you mean
>>5169126She's actually sucking the younger horse's blood to extend her own life and refresh her mineral supply. It's unfortunate that the younger horse has to be sacrificed, but ultimately it's for the best.
>>5169135the rules of nature are harsh but fair
>>5169141Fair for whom
>>5169142for the strong (whom the weak should fear)
>>5169144
How is this even possible? Don't they have to sleep always ready to go?
>>5169206it's been a rough hard night de-mineralizing all those trees
>>5169206Clearly reversed.
>>5169206I'm afraid those are just post mortem muscle spasms, that horse is already dead
What would you want to talk about if you could speak to a horse for a day?
>>5169220how they feel about letting awkward upright naked apes ride on them all day
>>5169007Horses were a favorite topic of my pubescent porn searches but that was just gooner activity. All of that got replaced by pure pony love for well over a decade, to the exclusion of everything else. This year I was searching for and collecting anatomically correct references since callista is down and suddenly in just a day or two I became just completely overwhelmingly smitten by the beauty of the equine form. It's impossible to describe the effect they have over me. It's only a matter of time until I fall into their orbit IRL and then I will have no choice but to offer them my minerals.
>>5169126Old mare ain't what she used to be
>>5169220I need to know how they won the race war against the unicorns
>>5169316They had to give up their voices. Well most of them.
The Kelpie would definitely get most of the posters here. A big damp talking horse. Nice to know they can be captured although the one guy to do it really wasted the opportunity buy making the horse build his house.https://folklorescotland.com/the-kelpies-bridle/
>>5168141It's part of urination but they also do it when they are in heat, though in heat it will be more exaggerated. Having spent a lot of time around horses, they will almost never do it to humans unless they have some sort of neurologic problem.
>>5169206Depends on how safe they feel, in ares with low predation they'll lower their guard. Usually they won't lay down for an extended period without a buddy standing by to watch out for them, though
Funniest spooking of a horse I've seen>>>/pol/544638879
>>5168861CIA plant albeit. doesn't make him any less of a pedophile faggot
>>5169612great demonstration of how incredible horse peripheral vision is, the fan was 2spooky4him
>>5169612horses say neigh to lgbt satanism
>>5169622We can fix this with technology. A VR headset that makes everything scary look and sound like hay.
>>5168719Let me answer your question with another question:Is he wrong?
I have not touched a horse in over 30 years.
Encountered this while flipping channels the other day:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Nx8QyZgWlY
>>5169142>>5169144
>>5169677He's clearly in love with the horse.
>>5168812You can see the sheath, faggot.
>>5169692And vice versa, I would think. She clearly considers Billy hers, and has decided to bully Tilly until she understands who the lead mare is.
>>5169705Maybe he likes stallions.
Well, I wanna be in the cavalry if they send me off to war, I wanna good steed under me like my forefathers before, I wanna good mount when the bugle sounds and I hear the cannons' roar, Well, I wanna be in the cavalry if they send me off to war! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1V3JW4HeBs
>>5169623They don't want to catch the grid...
>>5169705it's not gay as long as the balls don't touch
>>5169677that video really says a lot about society
>>5169853Why do they do this? Do they thin it's helping?
>>5169877>>5169853Both of those men later died from extreme mineral exhaustion. Working around horses is dangerous business.
>>5169877Mutual grooming is an important social behavior for horses.
>>5169892So they're being friends
Ignoring the situations they get into due to prey panic, horses seem like very smart animals.
>>5169921They passed one of the bigger filters for animal intelligence in the mirror test. To my understanding these results are disputed, and I'm not even sure of the accuracy or relevance of this test for determining overall intelligence, but it backs up my personal experience.
>>5169921I like to think of them as having two personalities. You can't blame them for being spooky being prey animals and all but when you get them to think they're smart creatures.
>>5169886Better to have your minerals licked then bitten from you.
the ponies don't respect their elders...
>>5169925>dem flanks
>>5169853>>5169877wait you guys don't do that when you get a haircut or medical exam? were you all raised in a barn?
I love them!
>>5169925That is a big bitch...
>>5169946That's because ponies are horrid little spiteful beasts constantly seething that larger, better equines exist. They lack respect for god much less older mares.
>>51700000000 quads for zero truthpony wife = happy life
>>5169921Most mammals, and indeed animals in general, when given the opportunity, will show remarkable forms of cleverness and intelligence. You only need to work with them for a bit. Even fish have been seen to respond to different forms of play. Maybe it's not purely for enjoyment as we'd understand it, but it's some kind of unique reaction, and that counts for something.They will almost always show remarkable signs of stupidity as well; but really, both of these traits don't differ from humans at all. Mob mentality being a big parallel.
>>5168643>>5168911>>5168862Here's the NYC council meeting where they are soon to vote on the ban, if anyone is curious. To give insight on inner NYC politicshttps://council.nyc.gov/livestream/
>>5170000
>>5170011People pretend animals are stupid to justify mistreating them. People would be more upset at feedlots if people saw cows as "big dogs" and not "stupid meat boxes." Even insects can socialize and play, it's just a lot harder to communicate.
>>5170043I would love lots of these little niggas even if they were retarded. Probably the worst character of our sapience is that we presume cruelty is ok so long as the being we are cruel to doesn't understand the cruelty in as abstract a sense as we do.
[LOUD SCREAMING]
>>5170061Back to the education camp!
>>5170061arabian horses are such a mess
>>5170041I would have put that shitty pony down for such behavior
>>5170110cats deserve to be tortured
Oh hey it's cat hater schizo
>>5170063Those horses are so desensitized to the torture they barely even react
>>5170197wh-what did the turtle see?
>>5170199forever
>>5170199A good spot to hibernate.
Sometimes I like to lightly bite my mare. Especially when I'm feeling her meaty legs, when I see her muscles bulge, or feel the give of her neck/main scruff in my hands. I chew the forbidden coconut cuttings sometimes, I feel the texture of her hair on my tongue, I taste the alfalfa on her skin, I leave my saliva on her snout, and I go in for a big soft chomp of her hamstrings, withers, or biceps. One day very very far away from now, when she has passed I actually do want to swallow a chunk. Is this wrong?
>>5170313Yooo we just want to fuck them bro what's wrong with you?
>>5170313I give them a little bite sometimes. It's an important part of the horse language.
PUBLIC INFORMATION BULLETIN THERE IS FAKE GRASS AROUND
>>5170363Horse d'ouvres
>>5170366>this is actually how planets are born
>>5170345Nothing. Humans have always eaten horses. >>5170361Yes. That's often how stallions show mares they want to be their mate. Giving them a bite on their main or withers.
>>5170398Why is that horse butcher wearing a bikini over his shirt
Imagine living a life as a permanent scratchies dispenser.
>>5170449
>>5170449My god it's becoming real
>>5170313Bet you're French or have French ancestry.
>>5170464always was
Have you installed your armore pack on your horse yet
>>5170633If you look closely you can see the moment gaming started collapsing.
>>5170633Are you telling me there are people that didn't? Where might I find these people? I need to pay them a little visit.
>>5170633reminds me how there's only a pitiful amount of good horse games.probably because game devs are city slickers with literally zero horse experience.
>>5170705Horses of Hoofprint Bay release soon. The century of good horse games starts now
>>5170705gaming just hasn't reached the fidelity needed to capture the intricacies of Real Horse Tech™
>>5170454
>>5170712How long before a lewd mod is made?
>>5168147*snap* yep that one's goin' in my sniffa folder
>>5170722That horse is staying so still because his brain is completely overcome with fear, it's likely that he knows that if he resists even a single bit the barn witches will add him to their latest vile brew. So sad.
>>5170793where’s our drag’n’wash?
>>5170722i look like this and do this
>>5170442Red apron so he doesnt look like he's covered in blood splashes.
what is this face trying to convey?
>>5170918Mineral detection.
>>5170361Oh my god, I hope that guy in blue was okay...
>>5170705What qualifies as a good horse game? Presumably not the Winning Post series.
>>5170975>> 5170705There is a whole YouTube channel dedicated to horse games.https://m.youtube.com/@YTRattle/videos
>>5170983>drama within the horse YT gamer community is the second videoI feel like I've stumbled into a rave in another country and someone just started throwing bottles at the patrons...
>>5170992was someone caught grooming fillies?
>>5170366What the hell is this?
>>5171037Too many minerals.
>>5171037If the foal is sad in the womb they can collapse in on themselves. The orb is the resultant foal and you can use it by charging it with milk and using it for spells.
>>5171037If you want the actual answer, it's an enterolith. Basically, imagine a kidney stone but it forms in your gut instead.
>whiny baby still reporting talking about the sci fi movie horse clipWhy do redditors come to 4chan to report on-topic content? But this is OK? I think it's mental illness. >>5170398
was scritching a horse today and got her to stretch her neck way out and flap her lips around, felt good. would like to have captured it but unfortunately both hands were occupied. had started just on the withers at the red spot but when i added a hand on the blue i guess i really hit the mark.
>>5171097Bro nothing is mentally ill about doing what humans still do in 99% of the world. I do agree they shouldn't report a harmless movie clip though.
>>5171097I was being facetious when I posted>>5170958
>>5171099Beautiful
>>5171100I actually suspect the problem lays with the second section of the post(and the conversation leading up to it,) and not the image nor first section. That's just my guess though.
>>5171097The post you linked to is probably the guy who reported you. I wouldn't give those types the satisfaction of attention were I you.
>>5171112No I didn't report a harmless movie scene.
>>5171246nice hoers
i love equine lifeforms
>>5171273Yes
>>5171438 A wonderful creature, entertaining that darling of a baby.
>>5169853>>5169877
>>5171472What a giant flex in front of the camera
>>5171470Fact: If you feed a horse enough peppermints and candy canes they'll eventually turn into a reindeer
i fucking hate horses
>>5171601
I make an unconscious horse noise apparently. My lab assistant tells me when I make it and today a stranger said "sounds like a horse is in here". I wish I knew what it was.
>>5171627You probably sigh noticeably, you might even trill your lips at the end of them, in a sort of comical and overexaggerated manner. The fact that you are unaware of the noise and they mention it to you means that they are quietly complaining about your lack of social graces and expecting you to understand the implication. This either means that you are very autistic or they are.
>>5171639They don't complain. They just say "there's a horse in here" or something to that effect. I'm going to leave the cameras on in my house and see if I do it.
Would scouring the Umbral Plains for eternity with a nice horse friend be something you would be open to?
>>5171642I'm not sure. Hell's pretty hot, I think. I don't do well in the heat, and I'd hate for my horse friend to suffer in the heat too...
>>5171647What about some other plane of existence?
I've got a nice horse poster from an Egyptian vet manual. Have you seen it?
>>5171652Sure, if it was on the more temperate side.
>>5171654It is SEALED
big muscly necks
>>5171736I herd u liek neckbears
>>5171659HOORAY!>>5171738Does that even qualify as a neck at that point? It's more like an extension of the torso.
hmmno sir i dont think i like horses
>>5171785damn that's unlucky
>>5171785Don't worry, a team of highly trained professionals is on their way to help cure your mental defect. Soon you will like horses the normal amount. No more. No less.
Happy spoopy day. Have a spoopy mare
>>5171910AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>5171910mexican zebra
>>5171910>there is a skeleton inside every horse you knowdamn nature you scary
>>5171948you can be glad the horse skeleton doesn't decide to swap bodies with your human skeleton currently inside you.
>>5171785Same. Horses and horse people are mentally deranged.
>>5171910>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""mare""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>5171954respect her life choices
>>5171954some mares have low hanging teets as a result of having a foal and can actually be mistaken for a sheath at glance. It rather famously happened to Free Spirit Equestria. That being said, the horse in the webm looks kinda masculine so I wouldn't be surprised if it's a gelding.
>>5171954Holes a hole.
>>5171958How do you tell mares from stallions? They look the same.
>>5171983the easiest way is to lift their tails
>>5171985Without lifting their tails...
>>5171994Just get real close to their fur and take a big sniff. If you smell mareomones, it's a female horse. If you don't smell mareomones, it's a male horse. If you taste metal then you've inhaled a lungful of horse spores and have only somewhere between one day and seventy years left to live.
>>5171996that sounds rather dangerous
>>5171910
>>5171983Mares have a female face. I can tell them apart at 700 yards.
>>5172056You mean you can hear them 700 yards away
>>5172009Sometimes sacrifices have to be made in the field of equine identification. Horses aren't for the faint of heart.
