Who is Jefrey (with one F)?He was found abandoned in some bushes filthy and covered in fleas late one night in mid-July 2024. He’s all grown up, and enjoys car rides, climbing trees, going to new places, and most of all, his capybara. Some believe him to be a goblin or gremlin. Jefrey was named after the Pixies song “Space (I Believe In)”.Jefrey suffers from mild ear-ectile dysfunction.Originally posted him here back in July 2024 seeking advice for potential health problems due to his folded ears, some /an/ons wanted more of him, and so now you’re stuck with him. Please be patient, he has autism.
>>5168034>>5168036Jef's fetishes disappoint me
>>5168076jef cares not for your opinion>>5168038
>>5168035>why are you looking at your wife and not ME??
>>5168042i really like jef's whiskers in this one. he looks so regal.
>>5168038>surprise nigga
>>5168033i wanna kiss him on the head
>>5168215
>>5168217when your wife misbehaves, do you put her in the punching bag and kickbox for 20 minutes?
>>5168218>MWAH
>>5168219No but that’s a good idea
>>5168278>10KGdoesn't that go bad before they can finish it?
>>5168290Cat food lasts 2-3 months once opened if the bag reseals in some way.>>5168031Why does he have autism? Or just standard cat autism?
>>5168278>i am jef>this is food>feed jef the food
>>5168278okay, I have an idea, listen here you guys. let's make Jef the mascot of a cat food brand, no matter what it takes, let's do it.
>>5168330genius. free cat food for life.
>>5168294They finish one of those bags in about 2-3 monthsHe’s got cat autism but turned up to 11
>>5168294>Why does he have autism?Jef is a ball of hyperfixations, more so than your average cat
>>5168278jef is looking like very soft Chinese auntie
>>5168514>>5168515It's like he's demanding his kintama back
>>5168519
on a scale of 1 to 10, how much of a cat is jefrey being today?
>>5168561About a 7
>>5168665this nigga got HOBBIT feet
>>5168706:(
Jefrey refusing to let the rain cancel his walkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih0hnUEcn70
>>5168789jef this is not how you practice kickboxing
>>5169011>You are being judged by the Jef
>>5169011He looks pretty serious her but I just want to smush his face
>>5169044>look, i'm human!>i pay taxes and have depression!
>>5169046don't shoot jef with finger gun :(
>>5169011his head looks like a hamburger, Jefburger.
>>5168036>>5168076>>5168036i've been saying for years: shoey is a bad influence on him
>>5169055i'll take two with fries, please
Jef doesn’t give a shit about the rain
>>5169048Wife has been very mean to jef lately. Sometimes when you're gone, she comes in here and posts how stupid she thinks jef is.
>>5168330This has gotta be the mascot pic, right? >>5169011
>>5169227It’s true that she doesn’t think highly of his intelligence. Big orange is our smartest.>>5169228As good a pic as any unless someone can think of a better one
>>5169259Jef learned to dap someone up, hot damn
Would you still love wife if she woke up tomorrow and had jef ears?
>>5169411Nah man that’s a dealbreaker, instant divorce
>>5169417>welcome to jef's bazaar>can I interest you in these fine denim pants?
I hate this faggot cat so much
>>5169466Jef doesn’t think about you at all.
>>5169417>Jef were you kissing Capy?>>5169476>...No.
>>5169466You're brown
>>5169512allowing poop-colored "people" on the internet was such a fucking mistake
InoWEdemand signs of life from Shooey
>>5169602Shoey is probably in rehab again
>>5169476What are you and jef and wife gonna dress up for this Halloween?
>>5169476What would Jef think if he knew that there has been a thread dedicated to him on a Mongolian basket weaving forum for the last 2 years?
>>5169649Who do you think posts the threads?
>>5168665Why tf would you censor the best part of the pic? Shame on you.
>>5169602Shoey is still alive, I promise. Been busy lately but Jef is also alive
Wait Jef is on the spectrum?
>>5169691What do you think?
>>5169862Jef is a VERY bad kitty for getting 4chan shut down for 20 hours
>>5169862Has jef ever NOT been cozy?
>>5169695He's just like me
Sorry about the lack of updates lately, I’ve been a bit preoccupied lately. I miss Jefposting with you guys. I will do better soon. Any requests?
food tank inbound
>>5169937>>5169938imagine the smell
>>5169931Hes quite handsome like this
You're being neurotic. I haven't noticed a statistically significant less amount of jef posting
>>5169938Thats a very kewl pic
>>5169931How's Old Orang been? We haven't seen much of the cross-eyed gal.
>>5169938CHICKEN FOOD TANK
>>5169956Getting stiffer and crankier as the weather is getting colder. Occasionally making trouble with big orang. She’s fine otherwise
>>5170056Jef looks so old now :(
>>5170073He’s still got boundless energy, he needs to be hooked up into a power plant or something
>>5170080>ARE YOU OKAY>BUSTER WOLF
>>5170078give 'em the old 1-2, jef!
>>5170055>Getting stiffer and crankier as the weather is getting colder:( You can't let her get cold. Put a heated blanket on in her lair above the fridge. If she gets cold, she could fall and break her cat-hip. You need to feed her more vitamins!
>>5170107She has a cat bed on top of the refrigerator, and it’s enclosed so it traps the heat for her. She loves staying there because it’s warm, comfy, and nobody can bother her.
>>5170111your wife puts old orang in a pillowcase and beats her with bamboo rods when you're not home
>>5170112no she doesn’t
>>5170115Yes she does. She posts pics but deletes them before you check the thread
>>5170115Does the white usb cable charge old orang while she sleeps?
>>5170111>hi my name is Jef and this jackass! I'm a out to completely disrupt the sleep of a fellow cat!
>>5170142>THIS IS ATTACK OLD ORANG LIKE A LION ATTACKING A ZEBRA
>>5170142>*this is jackass
Why does Jefrey have his own general?
>>5170145Let's just say there's a reason you don't have your own general
>>5170145He grew up here, that’s why.
>>5170145>Be OP>Chinamaxxing>Find sickly goblin kitten one day, ask for help>Section of the board becomes invested in he with the broken ears>Keep that ball rolling>He name Jef now
>>5170155Yep, that’s it in a QRD form
What's the pink round thing on his collar?
>>5170223that's the retard-tracker for when the little fuck tries to escape
>>5170154>THE FLOOR IS LAVA
Count jef's whiskers. Report back.
>>5170154jef is /our/chud
>>5170223This is why he has to wear it: https://youtube.com/shorts/v49GTYC2scM?is=wX29ZzHbOOoQGXyx
>>5170273woops i botched that linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v49GTYC2scM
>>5170274he's such a rapscallion
Here’s a classic
>>5170286BITE WIFE
>>5170280This one needs the JoJo sound effects
>>5170118
random vid. You can hear his purr at the very end https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxiHArJbKYs
>>5170401you have made old orang very sad :(
>>5170401God she has the perfect guilting face
>>5170401Bruh that's sad puss in boots. We're at DreamWorks tier
>>5170401WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER, YOU MONSTER
>>5170555All I did was tell her Santa isn’t real
>>5170577you're a bad bad bad bad man
November 11, 2025. If history repeats itself, Jef’s ears should start folding down again within about 2 weeks.
>>5170757Try taping them with some chinese eyelid tape so they stay up
>>5170757Did you ever figure out why Jef does that?
>>5170799I have no idea. I can’t even find an answer on Google. But it was consistent in 2024 and 2025, so we’re going to see if history repeats again. They slowly folded over both years during the month of November, and by late November/early December he was back to being a fold. Then around April or May they started going back up again.Pic related, December 5, 2025
January 6 2026
March 3, 2026
April 2, 2026, still folded
May 10, 2026
May 16, 2026 - They almost reached their final form
May 31, 2026 - back to full blown dorito ears
Jefrey frolicking with some plastic bags in the wind (today)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8UjaohnJQA
Here’s another old orang
>>5170816It's a normal fold quirk. Lots of people with fold-mixes or simply folds with a weak gene notice that the ear fold varies seasonally and hormonally (lotsa folks talk about how their cat's ears stopped folding during pregnancy and went back to folding after weaning the kittens).Since we don't actually know where in China you are, I can't speak with absolute certainly but if you live somewhere with a monsoon season like most of southern China does, then it's not necessarily temperature causing it but possibly seasonal humidity. To check, how do his ears react to the aircon blasting at full chill? If they fold in the indoor cold, then it's temperature. If they don't, then it's humidity.
>>5170834Humidity never occurred to me. But would it be that humid air causes his ears to become doritos, and dry air they fold? In the winter we run heated floors and it does dry the air out pretty bad.
>>5170830Girl was born to be an extra in Oliver Twist
>>5170840Then ignore the humidity explanation and let's stick with temperature. My guess was that humidity, like heat, increases blood flow through the ears' capillaries, causing Doritos, in the opposite of what humidity does to dry pasta.afaik, science hasn't actually studied seasonal fold/Doritos cycling in cats and I'm not sure science quite understand the mechanics of it beyond the weak-cartilage-disease thingy.
>>5170818i remember this episode. CLASSIC.
>>5170830You have been mean to her. Stop it at once.
>>5170942Don't smoke, jef! It's bad for your health! I'll bet Shoey is behind this behavior!
>>5170830I want to make a comfy, warm blanket lair and cuddle old orange and tell her everything will be okay. Then take a nap.
Let's all help out Jef by giving him a get well soon message.
If you guys could please report the post, I’d appreciate it. The janny doesn’t seem to do anything if we don’t all do it.
>>5171019I reported it as soon as I saw it at 6am my time, roughly two and a half hours after it was posted. You haven't actually gotten any calls, have you?
>>5171021Nah, nobody gives a shit apparently. I’m just Jef’s owner.
put a white sheet on jef so he looks like a spooky ghost
Dress wife up as jef for Halloween
>>5171113+1 for putting a sheet on him with eye holes and filming his reaction
>>5171194Jef doesn't like the idea of Halloween, it's highly satanic and Jef is a devote CATholic.
>>5171214jef saw a scary ghost
put a white sheet on wife so she looks like a spooky ghost
>>5171021>announcing a report
>>5171303gonna cry?
>>5171310someone deflated his ears!
>>5171320that dolphin looks pretty happy
>>5171315Welp, we got a new SmileCat
Someone draw a pic of jef
>>5171350he happy
>>5170982lmao
Jef hasn't had catnip before, has he?
Jef’s new toyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dq3W1G2bE0
>>5171413jemf dieded :(
>>5171460what a cute little idiot
>>5170982lol
>>5171413To much Mixue for jef
>>5171413jef is WASTED. too much time with Shoey. He's been huffing crocs, smoking cigarettes, drinking alcohol. jef needs HELP
Dress wife up as Ling for Halloween. Wiiuu
OP answer your phone
>>5171460get him one of those remote control snakes
>>5171851This better be a joke
>tfw I killed the jef generalI actually like Jef, I just can't stand you. So long dickhead.
>>5171857Cunt
>>5171857Your skin is the color of poop
4chan jannies are the dumbest, laziest niggers to walk the earth (and they do it for free!)
>>5171851This dumb ass nigga sent emails to 4chan after doxxing himself, lmao.This is Warwick Davis levels of lolcow.
