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>>5155467How do they even see with all that fluff in the way?
>>5155963Radar
gib carrot
>>5156817you can stay in mine
i love this little fatass
it's over...
>>5157252Is this why they chew walls? Out of revenge?
>>5157393I believe in lion head supremacy.
He is king bun, Buntallica the Tellie Monster, my little big chunking chungus bun.
>>515739710/10 bun. Bet he takes a pet like a champ.
>>5157392
>>5157559Under control
>>5157559>>5157392
Are half-lop bunnies a thing.
dios mio.... el conejo flanders...
>>5157894Sort of. Lops have varying degrees of control over their ears. The show quality ones are giga smashed and slammed and will not have any control (that is something those retarded judges actually look for). Normal ones will, so if the bun is surprised, the ears go up. Often they have a stronger or preferential ear or one that developed (strength) faster so one is up more often than the other. Note that as they age, this can change. My last holland lop often had a half lop when she was < 2 years old, but after that it seemingly went away and eventually she just stopped raising her ears all together at 5+ years.Then there's torticollis caused by Encephalitozoon cuniculi, which is really bad. If your bun survives, it could stabilize but still have a permanent disability of a head tilt, and very mild cases may result in a half-lop.
>>5158076Conejo Gigante Checoslovaco is my Luchador name
>>5158076¿SEÑOR EL CONEJO GRANDE?
https://x.com/t_tuelhinhos/status/2095951772531458263
>>5158076>calling bunny godAt least its accurate
whats the grey and white polka dot bunny i like that one its cutealso dutch rabbit
>>5159555What's this bun studying?
Rabbits are opportunistic carnivores. Here you see a malnourished rabbit hunting a spider.
>>5159791https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsEcr4HXTOc
>>5159707How to conquer the world
Deploying Tactical Camo Rabbit
I managed to rescue a juvenile cottontail and I've been rehabbing it. Within 3 days it's now at the point where it momentarily recoils from me back into the hide only to immediately creep back at realizing I'm giving it more food.
Four cute cotton tails live on my property. I am torn between wanting to befriend them and wanting to sprint after them shrieking at them like some creature from the Backrooms.
>>5161182Do both
where do you sit on the bun plane?
>>5161257All of them, so I can pet every bun onboard.
>>5161263>where do you sit?>all of them
What do you guys think of my bunny?
i love bunnies so much but i'm single and live alone and have a job, so it isn't for me. i couldn't leave it alone 8 hours every day and risk GI stasis killing it by the time I get home from work. not to mention i'm instantly screwed if I ever have to travel for work
Are pikas welcome here? They are part of the Lagomorpha order, which means they are very closely related to rabbits.
>>5162075https://youtu.be/W4U9IxhQSTc?t=28These guys seem pretty vocal compared to bunnies and hares
>>5161339I don't wanna post off-topic but I think waterbunnies are cute too :(Sorry from now on only real bnus
How do i unflaten my bunny ?
>>5162094Upf(l)at et
>>5162094I don't think you can
AHHHHH I LOVE BUNNIES SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!! BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY!!!!! if i ever meet a genie my three wishes would be that 1) i can talk to bunnies 2) i can pet and kiss all bunnys and 3) all bunnys are happy in safe homes because i LOVE BUNNIES so MUCH i love their funny ears and their nosies and little pawsies and silly tails and their funny mouthfs and i love it when they LOOK FUNNY because i LOVE BUNNIES i just love bunnies so much they're so special and important so if you have a bunny please give it a kiss on their little bunnyy forehead because they are so special
>>5162471Many are saying this
>>5162512Why is he so /smug/?
>>5162609Hmmm because he is very round?
Are bunnies evil?
>>5162700delet this
>>5162700*record scratch*
>>5162700They used to be but we learned to give them treats and they became good
>>5162664Understandable
how much does a bunny cost?
>>5162960
a story in three parts
>>5162700No, and happy Moon Festival
>>5163748wtf my assigned agent put this in my path shortly after I read your post
It's international bunny day
>>5161339
>>5163881Total snake death. I will tread them under my feet for the love of bunnies. Buns are love and life.
Thoughts on Jersey Woolies?
>>5163881You will never be a real rabbit.You have no ears, you have no hind legs, you have no fur. You are a twisted reptilian and a predator into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.
beautiful
>>5163881his name is Nathan Scott Phillips
>>5159791What a fucking chad
>>5164082soft and i like them
>>5162471preach, friend
>>5155467Ive been on the road for two weeks and I miss my bun. Do you hear me? I MISS HER!!
As I've grown older and wiser I've come to hate dogs and cats more and love bunnies more. I've seen the light. Dogs are loud, annoying retards that bother everyone around them and both dogs and cats make constant messes around them. Bunnies have dry waste and learn how to use litterboxes, and they are QUIET and well behaved animals.
>>5164998You have died inside
>>5164998>cats make messesnot in my experience. I don't live in an apartment though. Untrained loud dogs are annoying as hell though.
>>5164998You're not wrong. That's why I personally prefer rabbits over cats and dogs, well that, and because I'm vegan so they eat what I eat.
>>5164998Very feminine and soulless. We should have known the rabbit thread was hiding some bad apples like console warriors and vegans.
>>5165063Sorry not sorry. I'm old enough now that I absolutely refuse to add any more stress or effort to my life. cats and dogs are also aggressive and attack people but bunnies don't. Bunnies are nonvocal, they are orderly, they behave, they don't bother anybody. Also bunnies aren't on the list of pets that cops kill.
>>5165196Idk man my dog doesn't attack people and I have perfect conscious control of my perception so I can hallucinate all five senses at will and simply decide not to be bothered by barkingMy dog also won't be shot by the cops because I had the sheriff over for dinner and he likes her very much. Also, I don't break the law.Maybe you should try achieving enlightenment
>>5165199>reddit spacing
>>5165202very unenlightened of you to use a neo-/v/ meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAknJFNai3YWhy does he do it?
>>5165202>>5165203now kiss
>>5165199>Autism - the post.lmao
>>5165279he seems very neurotypical to me
>>5162700is this loss
>>5165202newfag
>>5165309>>5165202I always thought reddit spacing was putting an extra space after the reply since that is the convention of replying on reddit where you got to have a double new line to start a paragraph after the reply. Like this post. But also it's a retarded because sometimes people just make typos or press enter twice or something and just don't care that it might seem like "reddit spacing"
the joys of playing pat a bunny with your bunny
buns are the best
Went to a local 4H event this past weekend. They had a rabbit judging competition. I didnt think the rabbits were being mistreated at all, but it was different to see how they were handled and examined more like farm animals rather than pets. Also, all rabbits deserve blue ribbons IMO.
>>5166098
>>5163626You could edit this into a Loss meme.
deus vult the bun
>>5165063>Feminine and soullessArt thou a middle ages commentator by chance?
>>5166478There he is!
>2 separate JP accounts whose bunnies often show up on my Twitter timeline just posted that their bunnies recently died with in-memory photossadge
>>5166836dutch buns are adorable
My neighborhood is full of bunnies but they run away when I walk by at night.
the bunny has an announcement to make
>>5167104State of the Bunion 2026
>>5166922Sharing their thoughts
vert nice thread
If I buy a pair of english angora rabbits and the temperatures in my bongland non air conditioned cuckbox exceed 30 degrees days on end next summer, will they die?
>>5167857It would be extremely painful
>>5167695musical creature
>>5162088>>5162091Found this pic on Instagram and immediately thought of you. Hope you're still around to see it.
>>5167695I always like a good bunnisong
>>5167857why angora rabbits?
shelter bunnies incoming...
a very thankful rabbit with a freshly cleaned cage.
lastly a baby rabbit that came in a litter with their mother the other day.
>>5168340>>5168341>>5168342I was the anon from the other thread who originally asked for you to grab the pics, and they were worthwhile. So cute! Thank you so much for taking them!
>>5168342this image is the bunny equivalent of a man whose bedroom has logs of shit and half-eaten chicken nuggets on the floor
>>5167857You can shear them so they have short hair during the summer, but really you should just get short hair buns. Otherwise you are prioritizing vanity over the welfare of your potential pets, and that's a pretty shitty way to start things. Also, even if you do have every intention of shearing them, as the years go by, you may get lazier about it each year and not keep up as much as you should.
>>5168488Rude. They're trying their best.
I hope to be as cool as dan akroyd someday
>>5168968why wrap the bunny in a blanket?
>>5168968a portrait of jeremy fisher on the wall? A black bun wrapped in blanket just so?
I love this place.
>>5169261And we love you random citizen
Is Sunday bunday or is Monday bunday?
is this real?
>>5169534Yes, but actually no. Rabbits can't be racist.
???
>>5169537rabbits are racist against hares
https://youtu.be/MLqPUkW5I1I
>>5169534I thought it was really real for a second, then I noticed it was walking more like a cat than the way a bunny moves. AI was trained mainly on cat videos, so artifacts such as this are obvious tells.
>>5169642Being bigger than a building didn't tip you off?
>>5169729It could have been filmed with forced perspective camera trickery, or using model buildings. The movie "Night of the Lepus" did this to make real rabbits look huge. For me, the obvious giveaway was the AI cat feet.
>>5169567post more bnuy memes
>>5169767
>>5169767I love this one and I think about it every time I see my pet rabbits go from loaf to sploot and vice versa. Rabbits are the best pet one could ask for.
/bun/
Spot the imposter.
>>5169852This is a tough question. But I'm gonna hafta say... you!
>>5169852Why does he have such an angry face all the time?
>>5169771why is it pissing everywhere?
>>5169924It's a bunny. Please have patience.
>>5169891You would be too if you were surrounded by fools.
>>5164998Is it true that rabbits and other rodents like rats can only be litter trained for poop but not pee?
I think we can all agree buns are the best
>>5170096Yeah just too bad they are liable to spontaneously die of GI stasis if you leave them alone for more than 8 hours.
>>5170097yeah but you're liable to spontaneously combust into flame yet you don't see me make a big stink about i
>>5170097They're so precious
>>5170086No. Wherever or whomever you heard that from is retarded.Rabbits like to poop and pee in the same place. Litter training is as easy as observing what area they like to poop, then putting a litter box there. That's it. Once they get used to it, you can move the litter box and they'll go to the new location as well, assuming it's not a really uncomfortable place for them. I've used this technique on multiple buns of various breeds. Works every time.The biggest issues with buns and cleanliness is:1) YOU have to keep their area clean. If you don't regularly change out their litter box and do normal maintenance, they will not want to poop and pee there and the poop/pee zone will start to grow or just straight up go to another location.2) Stray balls of poop happens. It varies between breeds. My Holland Lop for instance had short hair and had almost no stray poops. My Lionhead however has very long hair so there's a bit more stray poop.One issue some buns may have is that if they are not neutered/spayed, they may mark their territory. I've only heard this anecdotally though. I've never experienced it myself.
>>5170086Bunnies, taxonomically speaking, are not of the order rodentia but rather lagomorpha.
Is there some sort of natural repellant for rabbits?We have 2 bunnies in semi-freedom in a large area, including under furniture, that are closed off with wooden plinths. Except they tend to eat and scratch at these plinths, which is quite annoying, and eventually they'll manage to break one.So I'm looking for something I could coat the plinths with (or replace them), which the bunnies wouldn't want to to touch, but wouldn't mind to be just a few cm from.
I only ever see three of these assholes in my garden, do they have love triangles or how does that work?
Personal house for bunny.
>>5170572Back prior to owning buns, I did some research on this. Apparently, normal ass bar soap works. I imagine you'd want to use the most natural, undyed, unscented stuff. Some people microwaved the soap a bit to soften it before applying.I never actually tried it though. My current buns are unusually well behaved about chewing stuff. They mostly hang out in my office room (as I work full time remotely and am there a lot) and there are cables all over the place and not a single one is chewed, nor are any of the floor boards.However they will absolutely fuck up my wife's shoes given the chance, and only her shoes.
>>5170572Owning a dog.
>>5170752>>5170751cute buns
On the petstore today i saw this dude>>5170169Reminds me of turtlebun
F
>>5171069It's my Puff Bunny. She's my little lady. Lately she's been having issues with her left eye which have me concerned. Persistent tearing and some mild irritation redness around her eyelid. Been to the vet several times. Been giving her eyedrops for three weeks with no obvious charges. She been blind with cataracts or something in that eye for years, but this Wednesday around her eye only started in September.
>>5167862it's a big rabbit
>>5155468Where is he going?
>>5171195Bnuuuuy
Bunnies will eat your corpse when you die just like cats.
Sleep with your bunny.
>>5171538too dangerous
>>5171565Don't worry the bunny won't harm you if you avoid sudden movements.
>>5171537But there's no food if you die.
>>5171586>posting ducks in the bunny thread
>>5171537They're herbivorous, they don't eat flesh.
>>5171613
>>5171615Damn.. guess I was wrong.
I don't trust bunnies because they're always on edge.
>>5171631They're prepared
>>5171648They should relax when around me, I'm a friendly anon.
>>5170753is this a donnie darko reference?
>>5171130Hope he gets well
Happy Halloween, /bun/nies!!
breakfast with the senpai
