How the fuck are Borzois even real?
they're agarthan shepherds
>>5146720they actually have a snout length similar to a wolf. it only looks funny because the rest of the dog is flimsy so they can run a bit faster. snout length and visual streak width are controlled by the same genes and a dog with better natural hunting ability will have a longer nose and wider FOV.
bepis
>>5146965not a borzer but very cute dog nonetheless
>>5146967It's not?What is it?
>>5146967>>5146969greyhounds?
>>5146720It's a long story.
>>5146723>the rest of the dog is flimsylol
>>5146723that's a longboye
>>5146997Kek
>>5148951long dogs doing the side-eye is the best
>>5148951Why does she do it?
>>5149493
>>5149493She knows what you did.
Caught one
>>5146727>Fromtroon meme
>>5151376>human instinctively grabbing the snoot right away
>top five dumbest dogs>always has Borzoi in it
>>5151595Let me guess. Pitbulls are inexplicably way down on the bottom of that list or not even in it
damn
>>5146720why he snoot so long
>>5152061This is by far the absolute RAREST borzoi angle. In fact I have never ever seen a borzoi pic like this. I applaud.
But do they do it for Kermie?
a contender has surfaced
>>5154211why he deflate like that
>>5151394>Troon troon troonTranny derangement syndrome
>>5146723A borzoi nose typed this post
>>5154211Hose is checking on the deflated borzer
Any dog that mauls p*tbulls is objectively based and should be protected at all costs.
dumb meme. they literally can't do that. if you knew a bit about most basic physics you'd know that for a snout that long you'd need retard strength in the jaw. only pits have that retard strength because their jaw and heads are wide as fuck.
>>5154820Haven't there been actual articles of Borzois fending off pitbulls from their owners through?
>>5146720We can improve it.
>>5154865They may have a chance in a group but never alone. Come the fuck on, they are pencil bones held together by a bit of skin and fur.
>>5152061FLUFFED UP
>>5146720Apparently that’s the wolf killing shape>let it never be said God doesn’t have a sense of humor
>>5154961meme
I wish to acquire one someday
>>5155061that's the painting of all time
>mirror, mirror on the wall>who's the longest of them all?
>>5155454Marcy will never be noodle of the month, NEVER
I used to follow an artist who drew really abstract borzois, like a few white lines and two black dots for the eyes abstract. I can't find them anymore, anyone know who I'm thinking of?
>>5154992Imagine beliveing thisbis cheese. Americans are so deranged, they are more brainwashed than the Soviets used to be.
>>5156433Found him.
>>5155061I reached out to a couple of local breeders (three, all a 12 hour drive away from me) looking to acquire one this year. so excited anons, I've wanted a dog since I was a kid and a borzoi specifically for 6 years
>>5156434>tfw spilling your dog
>>5157594disdain for plebs
We will rip the tiny asian woman in half, so we can have the tiny asian man all to ourselves!!!
>>5154820Anon, borzois are wolf hunting dogs, they can fuck up a pit just fine.
I didn't realize there was a dedicated zoi' thread
>>5158857WOW RUDE
>>5156303
>>5158857the plastic wrapping would've been a healthier alternative
>>5158990What's so bad about them? I mean sure it's shit food but they're kinda my guilty pleasure.
Is it true borzois are rapists?
>>5158857https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Lt7duU1FzY
>>5156433>>5156741Very cute art. Thanks for sharing!
>>5158997This one shot me
>>5156768Okay I've reached out to one, sounds like she'll have a litter ready for pickup in December. Lets fuckin go
>>5159996Might be the first official /an/ borzer. Good luck, Anon
>>5149493Why long face
I still believe German Shepborz should be a thing. Looks glorious
>>5160618
>>5160619
>>5160620
>>5160622
>>5160622>before barber NEET>>5160620after barber employee of the month
sup fellow borzoirs
>>5158997Gem alert.
>>5158997but why
>>5154211Looks like you took a dog and then skewed it in photoshop
>>5156532His head is trying to escape his body
The fact this image is real breaks my mind.
>>5161112the car in the background looks shooped
>>5156550Wrong post, I think you meant to reply to >>5158857
>>5161491>over two weeks latertoo late I already have my opinion on you.
>>5151826>I turn left now, good luck everybody else!
>>5161524kek
borztika
>>5162259pictured: a borzoi's shed exoskeleton
>>5162259>>5154211>>5156434why do they keep deflating so fast
>>5155061same, they're amazing>>5156434oh no, he's melting! take him to shade immediately
>>5161112demons in furry guise
>>5146723>we wuz wolvez n shiee
>>5165694unreal
>>5165694The black borzois look like something straight out of fairy tale story book
motherfucken /x/ dog man
>>5165694why he sit like old geezer
>>5154715half dog, half horse, half giraffeand half clown >>5155104
>>5154211
Just a little further...
the floating borzoi island
>>5154274this faggot cut his dick off
>>5166725Who peed in the pool?
>>5166764the japanese
Get yo big ass snoot outta the way I cant see the damn TV!!!
>>5167044Lol all the borzoi hair on the tclv
Who /snipy/ here
>>5167663NOT pleasing. Snipies are ROGUES
>>5168602if I met a fairy I'd request that she'd turn every pitbull on the planet into a borzoi
>>5160154>>5156768It's confirmed. Deposit is sent, contract is signed. One of these little guys will be mine
>>5168965May their longness be lengthy
>>5168965Congrats anonSomething tells me it will be the one on the bottom left
>>5169437>shadman
>>5168965As someone on a zoi waiting list I'm very jealous. Got any names picked out?
>>5169578I was fully expecting to be waiting a year or two, fortunately I reached out to this breeder at the perfect time.Names are tricky, I've been putting together a list and none of them seem quite right. Needs some whimsy, and for some reason I'm stuck on a W theme, best pick right now is Weevil or Willow, but hard to name a dog you haven't got to know yet
>>5169588What about Wimbleton
>>5169588Trips get to name your dog.Winter
>>5169588Wimberly if female, Wimberlee if male
STOP BUYING ALL THE BORZOISSTOP DEPLETING THE BORZOI INVENTORIES
You shouldn't be here>>5169588Wren or Winry
>>5169659>>5169641>>5169739shame I don't play yellowbouncy netball innit chap>>5170761FMA is good but I don't have enough of an attachment to it. Out of all anime names I'd pick Kenshiro even if it doesn't match a 'zoi. Maybe
>>5169588Waldo>>5169659Rollin'
>>5170761Just call it WINRAR
>>5169588Wylee is a cool name if you can tolerate people calling it a coyote sometimes.
>>5169588There's a fine line line between whimsical and downsyndrical. Something that sounds cool now will make you feel like a retard when you have to say it to someone's face. Don't name your dog after a fucking bug.
