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Why haven't bears been domesticated yet?
>>5140405How much does a bear eat?
>>5140385Here's me feeding a black bear a grape>>5140405Because expensive. They eat a lot, but most of all, they can climb, which means their enclosures are much harder to build than enclosures for other large strong animals like hoofstock.
>>5140445>Here's me feeding a black bear a grapeJust a grape? You're a cheapskate.
>>5140459Sorry I bearly fed him anything, I didn't know if he was unbearably hungry or not.
>>5140477>bearly
>>5140549what species is that? looks like an american black bear but the mom has the ring on her chest like asian black bears and one of the cubs looks like a spectacled bear
>>5140563>but the mom has the ring on her chest like asian black bearsAmerican black bears can have that marking too. I only found that out just recently
>>5140405Imagine the logistics of feeding a bear.
>>5140563In fact, although it is rare, American black bears can also have it.
Mom and her baby
>>5140680huh, i've never seen this before
Spirit bear
>>5140426Polar Bears are so damn huggable!
>>5140978Anon, no!!
>>5140385Imagine if they domesticated themselves we'd have a bear cavalry
>>5140964why do bears have such big bottom lips
i think i would rather get killed by a polar than a grizzbeing proper predators i bet a polar would put me down cleangrizzlies are such big disgusting lumbering parasite-filled retards theyd probably sit on top of your and start eating at random parts until youre smothered and die from shock
>>5141471>My girlfriend dumped me and I'm depressed.>My gay friend didn't even wait a day to grope my ass.
>>5141396sex appeal
>>5141664Look at that hairy nerd, using his imagination to entertain himself, what a loser.
>>5140405because giant temperamental pure muscle dogs with steak knives for fingers are not good pet material
>>5142195Fat bear
>>5142203I counter your argument with this webm of a polar bear lying peacefully in a field of flowers. These things wouldn't hurt a fly.
>>5140385Godless killing machines. You have been warned.
>>5142561He's sleeping off a fat tourist meal tho.
I can't buy the idea bears would be too difficult to domesticate within 15 generations given how rapidly dogs changed since the 1700s. The only thing preventing it really is stability of the facilities giving care for them. We would basically need a fallout shelter system but with bears and humans living together
>>5142622>We would basically need a fallout shelter system but with bears and humans living togetherand between 10 and 40 kg of food per day, depending on the species and the season.
I have been getting bear streams on my youtubes. there is a bunch of them on a river eating salmon all day and its long days because its Alaska
>>5142721awwww they're cuddling :)
>>5142622this isnt about being difficult to domesticate, its about them needing way more food and space than several big dogs combined
What's he pondering?
>Fat>Dumb>Cute>Fluffy>Don't see humans as prey>Don't think humans even taste good>Can live off fruits and vegetables>Regularly get into adorable hijinksPanda bears are practically BEGGING to be domesticated but those greedy slanty eyed chinks are keeping them all for themselves
>>5142849>Shit, they're looking at me. If I hold this stick, maybe they'll think I'm an intellectual.>>5142850How is it possible that pandas haven't gone extinct?
just one ear
>>5142981
>>5142978>How is it possible that pandas haven't gone extinct?Their food source requires little to no competition. Same reason why koalas are completely retarded and aren't extinct.
>>5142989https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-8mAnIkNhs
I like sloth bears
LOOK OUT!
>>5144578Kek
>>5144068awww he's smiling :)
Bear just now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9Qhw3N-a5I
>>5142562they only wanna play
>>5147892How fucking oblivious can one man be?
>>5144577Is this a series of table photoshop edits of that sitting bear meme?Or is that panda AI?
>>5148054It's a photoshop edit. Have had that image saved since at least 2015. My bear folder has no AI in it.
>>5147892Moron
>>5147892Come on dude, I know it's a bear, but you're twice its size!
>>5149902cool dog
fat shit
Let him in.
>>5151619sorry buddy but the bearem's full
>>5141081But it was too late...
https://youtu.be/pLqNSAZEFjU
>>5140385Is there racism in the world of bears? Like white bears hate black bears?
>>5157134Yes
>>5140405Giant Pandas are on their way to being domesticated. Particularly the ones that have had to be hand reared by humans. Give it a couple of generations and we'll be selectively breeding less aggressive ones for zoos.
>>5157134Why is the polar bear the biggest when his usual prey is literally defenseless?
>>5157126geez yogi, lay off the picnic baskets why dontcha
>>5157446Because he's the coolest
>>5157665
>>5155684cringe
>>5160453https://youtu.be/WxL1rw6cw-E
>>5141320
>>5141396probably for the reason most mammals have prehensile lips, Easier to eat insects, fruits off trees, and other tricky to grab snacks. That's why monkeys and therefore humans have movable lips.
>>5142850they can fuck up a human though.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gu_Gu
imagine being in the middle of the woods on a dark and stormy night and seeing this ferocious beast staring back at you
...i REEEAAALLY dont want to know what they did with one in the recent obvious movie installment THIS time..
>>5165980>bear bulge
Grolar bears will replace pandas like phone updates..
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>>5168641
I was outside in my driveway on sunday and had a black bear taking a casual stroll through my backyard. It was actually pretty goddamn big, way bigger than the black bears I normally see in the area.
