Maomao wedding episode!
WHERE IS THE EPISODE AHHHHHHHH
>>291957142next week
>>291957185NYOOOOOOOOOOOO
where the fuck are the subs
>https://nyaa.si/view/2180353the netflix subs are just the same as the crunchy ones, right?
NF will look like shit but you can't be a chooser at this time.
oh wait, cr subs are out
>>291957456one company does the work and gives it to both of them
finally some family talk
meowmeow vs nyanynyan
how far on the spectrum is this dude
white vs green
10/10 disguises guys
jesus christ how horrifying, a white woman
is jinshi dead yet
KOT VS SNEK
>>291957083When is Maomao bedding episode?
>>291958025>introduce white woman>is just a vampire
shockingly good teeth for the time period
MAOMAO NO
post Maomao seiza feet
>>291958093Complete lack of fangs.
Maomao's hairy arsehole.
>>291958157
>>291958196Perfect.
chira
>""white"" woman >see inside >albino
is she like, a very on the nose foreign agent?poisoning nobles and the wealthy in the capital with mercury.poisoning slum dwellers in the capital with ergot.timing it all with locusts.does someone want to start a religion? invade?
>>291958361Why is this evil scheming killing machine so cute
>>291958552Would she moan or whimper during sex?
Sex with catcat
cute killer! cute chuuni killer!
>>291958597it would be extremely painful
>>291958597if you didn't pass the Will save, she would power bottom, stay in that smug character, get you to the edge in a minute with kisses on the earlobe and make you cream with a french.draining you as many times as it takes and killing you with overdose of some hallucinogen is just a bonus.
>>291958661For me because she's so tight?>>291958757God...
she definitely pads her chest for the stage
>>291958773She's a small girl
>>291958767Lewd!
>i'm taking my albino and going home>*whistles*
>>291958853
>>291958661For who?
>>291959069Vagina like a chinese finger trap
Eat all the locusts
Pai Nyannyan?
>>291959211Pai Niangniang
>>291959211Bye nyannyan in pinyin
I didn't understand the number guessing trick
>>291959492The paper was on top of wood. The ink was concentrated with salt, which seeped through the paper onto the wood, which remained when the paper was moved
.
>>291957923Slightly more autistic than Maomao, somehow he fucks a lot(of widows)
I know it's you Lelouch
If it were me I would have written a number like 87501579157105815171 on the paper.
>>291959578RUUUURUSHU
pavloving pai nyannyan to get wet from a dog whistle
>>291959492shitty ink was seeping through the paperpipes have diffferent lenghts (probably) and clogging of one changes the pitch that only albino can listen to because she's half-blind and has heightened hearing because of that
>>291957083I had a dream today I was cuddling with Maomao but she kept going off somewhere.
The "High quality paper" butterflies was an immense stretch but whatever. Why did painyannyan get so worked up when she heard Maomao whistle?
>>291958025How is she around dogs?
Isn't the white lady intersex and is taking female hormones? Or was it the other white lady?
>>291959783Not this one.
>>291959783retard
>>291958196
>>291957923remember muri muri moni moni? Somewhat less autistic and less genial but still more fixated on numbers.
>>291959741she has sensitive hearing and was startled by a high pitched noise
>>291957083MY WIFEWIFE
They can't keep getting away with it!
>>291959841>remember muri muri moni moniI never forgot the squirrel, just finished reading the most recent volume of her novel the other day.
ok so does the albino come back because it feels weird with the whole poppy seed cracker plot and the magic show for her to not show up again
>>291959990kek i was actually thinking about this while watching.
>20 minutes for Maomao to figure out whitey's devil magicMy girl Fatima would've figured it out on the spot and then dismantled her live. Stupid primitive Chinese that don't have all the knowledge of civilization.
Cute Albino
tender loving sex with red eyed albino snek
Nice rump.
>>291960413Pawg?
>maomao catcalling oppai nyan nyan
Why is frieren doing magic tricks in china
>>291960413Someone please do a gif/webm
>>291960330After all these years I still can't believe this manga had a happy ending for the main couple
I liked the music they played when maomao went up to the stage.
>>291958107Haven't watched yet, is this a younger Xiaomao?
>evil gweilo doing bad thingsWhy are they like this?
>>291960647she's just putting on a show
>>291960413>Rich oji-sans: "Yeah Yeah... we are here for the magic tricks... Yeah..."
Wasn't there a looming locust plague or smn?
>>291960698Peasant problems. They need to work harder.
Who was the other dude with Lahan and Rikuson?
>>291960698just farm harder bro.
>>291960615yes
sheesh on god chinese courtesans 1300 years ago talked like this fr?? ToT
Let me guess. All this incoherent stuff is somehow connected yet again and all will be revealed in the season's final.Honestly detective stories are much more fun if you can at least make guesses about what is going on.
>>291960309I miss my wife Sitara
>>291958048dumb veil. i can clearly see it's maomao
>>291960807I need her, how much?
>>291960979it managed to fool jinshi
>>291958107God I wish that hebi was my dick.
>maomao didn't pin the albino down and forcefully eat her out on stage until she confesses her crimesAre the writers gay or something?
I wish real albinos were this cute
>>291960698The locust plague is going to be a thing for the next two or three seasons, if we make it this far. We can't just worry about it all the time.
Pai Nyannyan? More like Shiri Nyannyan!
>>291959867alcoholic cat
>>291960698We're just entering locust namek
>>291961615what's maomao's beauty number?
why does it feel like the albino girl is just some retard trained to do tricks and someone else is the mastermind using her for evil
>>291961933I miss the jade pavilion...
>>291962223This so fucking much.
>>291961933You mean grasshopper? It's a grasshopper plague, the locusts are the delicious ones
>>291962276Grasshoppers aren't a problem, it's only when they pump seratonin and turn into locusts that they become a plague.
>>291962289They are according to the show, they eat the locusts
>>291962276We're in namek anyway, that's all that matters.
>>291962304I think you need to rewatch the last few episodes, cause you clearly didn't understand the exposition. Locusts are grasshoppers. They're not a different species, they're what happens when grasshoppers faced severe overpopulation and starvation conditions. The lack of predation from the sparrows is what caused the grasshopper population to explode, leading to the overcrowding and depleting their local food supply, causing the transformation into locusts. Once grasshoppers become locusts, they swarm and devour everything in their path.
>oh no we have too much food now
stop liking evil women
Probably the worst ep of this show so far
>ueda reinaof course
Jinshi and Gaoshun couldn't see through this thinly veiled disguise?
>oshiete>teach>in this contexteeeeh?????
>>291963289The room was dimly lit and filled with vapor, and she was wearing a veil. Also arr rook same.
>>291962777Too late >>291961203
Unionized mercury?
>>291958093Lots of people in this time period had good teeth because there was no sugar to rot it.
>bunch of innocent kids? execute them>suirei? personating staff? murder attempt on a moon prince? kidnapping? pardoned!is having royal blood and apothecary skills that much of a cheat code?
>>291963622For along time in China, Taoist mystics were convinced that mercury could bestow immortality or magic powers if prepared correctly. Qin Shi Han, the man who basically created China as we know it, actually died from mercury poisoning later in life cause he was desperate to find an elixir of immortality.
>>291963663China has lots of people, so there's no innate value on human life there. If you're not useful, you're expendable.
The Shi clan looked like some master schemers at first and ended up being such jobbers.Wonder if the author planned something different for them from what they actually became.
>>291963663It was the royal blood more than anything that probably stayed her execution. They could explain her as being held hostage by the Shu clan and the emperor wouldn't lose any face by sparing her life. But the Shus had to be wiped out as an example for what happens if you challenge the throne.
she could have run for it here
they cute
albino women are ugly
miaumiau
>>291958048>people in the countryside often adopt cats to fight wild snakes because they actually have faster reaction timesi see it now
>>291958107who gave the kid a cleaver?
i like it when she goes>maomaooOOOwith her cute voice
>>291961933God, this locust plot is crazy dull. Feels like the author read about the Four Pests campaign and decided to make it a whole thing.
>>291963622>tfw I used to play with mercury when I was a kidim glad that I never had the stupid idea of drinking it
>>291964242maomao licking her hand after giving me a handjob under the table
>>291964213That's one of the many things I like about Xiaolan. She's my Chinese Neener.
>>291960475Don't measure me dick.
>>291960825Bad localisers should have some sense slapped into them
>>291964213>we'll never get xiaolan snack time interludes again
>>291957083who's the lucky girl
>>291960698someone ate all the locusts
>>291964001
>drinking mercury damn this bitch dumb
>>291966372You wont' be thinking that when she becomes immortal and you're and old fogey
>>291957083>still going on after 14 years>no romance>still doing the "SHE'S OBLIVIOUS TO HIS OBVIOUS FEELINGS" garbageWhat's even the point?
>>291959572He's pretty hot. And I mean his older look in the manga.
>>291957083This series has jumped the shark. Every main plot has been adressed and Maomao has an annoying boy sidekick now.
Whats wrong with friday shows.....
LN bros, so does the Albino girl come back?
mmm yummy metal
>>291966731do not eat liquid metal>>291966487
>>291958025if you have rough sex with an albino will the bruises show up more easily?
>>291957923Numbers Mason.....
Imagine the veiny breasts...
If evil why sexo?
She not Evil Society is EVIL
>>291966954those flowers would look real pretty in her hair from behind...
>>291959572Unironically he is less autistic than Maomao.Or, at the very least, he is much better at masking
maomao pregnancy
>>291963980imagine all three at once
maomao
Albino's unintelligible whispery ASMR before her dance made me feel all tingly
>>291963161I haven't seen it but you're not getting me excited anon. This season so far has felt very slow (I'm 3 episodes in). Not super jazzed about whatever's going on. Cool albino girl though. Snake motif is cool.
>>291958093>>291963645If she really drinks mercury they should've been green.
>>291959612I would've done pi
>>291964155It's a China style setting, you can just get cleavers anytime anywhere
>>2919579231.618
Why do the vibes this season feel off?
>>291967577the less time we spend in the palace normalizing high court drama the further we drift from what makes this a good tv show
>>291967577no manga to use for storyboarding
>>291966487can i stick it in
>>291967668yes it also cure syphylis
>>291967577Lack of Mao Mao anal
prpr
Reading MaoMao minds..... lucky Snake....
Maomao anal
>>291967577missing scenes of maomao and me having marathon sex when she's not working
>>291962363>The lack of predation from the sparrows is what caused the grasshopper population to explode, leading to the overcrowding and depleting their local food supply, causing the transformation into locustsClassic China.
Jinshi's big cock...
bookfags are we cooked this season?
>>291967786Anal isn't enough anymore, I need Maomao vaginal when she hasn't shaved her pubes for a week.
>>291967900Not sure I bought the current arch LN and the next one, I'll start once the cour is over
Does anything important happen this season other than the vol5 epilogue?
I SAID PRPR
>>291967577>>291967597It was to my understanding that this is how the LN series played out as well. After the Shi Clan mystery, the story then chills into episodic side adventures for a long while.
season 1 was better but I'll still watch for my wife
>>291967883AverageFrog
Everyone hates maomao but meEveryone hates maomao's show but me
>>291963161Maomao is becoming too much of a brat. She needs frog correction.
>>291961203Pawg nyangnyang
>>291967743coming back from work and crawling into maomao's dirty feet as she's having a conversation and nobody bats an eye
>>291957923How did he end up just a clone of Lakan despite not even being his son?
>Next episode, Maomao explains the difference between hemp and marijuana to an impressionable special needs child
>>291957083is it just mean or this season is kinda shit compared to the first 2? I don't give a fuck about anything that's happened so far, last season was so much more compelling.
Bridal vail catcat. It won't do much to hide her identity.How long till prince sees his cat?Cute cat on stage.A true albino can be pretty sex.I get magic and slight of hand shows back then worked a lot better than they do now.Chemistry is fun.Drinking mercury isn't the best idea.Catcat sure figures things out easily.Bet some good breeding would make the albino a good girl.The episode felt so short.
Don't people with albinism usually look ugly from other genetic defects that even allowed albinism to happen in the first place?
When is the episode in which Pairin trains Chou-u's wiener?
She's just doing fucking science experiments
>>291969844yeah because in Europe she would end like this...
>>291969896>dances after each spellwhy
>>291969919It's more entertaining that way.
>>291969788I've met a girl with albinism in school but she was like a white Latina so the only thing was that she had very light blonde hair So she looked like a normal very pale white girl with hazel eyes lol One thing is that her vision was very fucked and she needed thick glasses so that adds up with the show
>>291959990I remember that show. Didn't the series get death threats from professional magicians?
>>291969919it's harder to use your brain when all the blood is in your dick
>>291967577The show should be partially about Maomao healing her relationship with her father since he’s a problem otherwise, and further developing her relationship with Jinshi. The author wanted to almost entirely focus on the mysteries, so here we are
>>291970604>, and further developing her relationship with Jinshi.fuck no, that has always been the worst part of the story, I just want the anime to enter the medschool arc asap
>>291970921I want to see Yao's massive Yaos
>>291962365It's a mistranslation. Grasshoppers are the edible ones.
was there drugs in the baked goods at the show?
>>291970604Maomao is the one with a stick up her ass. No point in any of this since Lakan was able to get his wife back, hell she even knows it wasn't really his fault. Maomao should just let daddy spoil her.
I am so confused. Season 1 it was revealed that Maomao hates her father because he raped her mother. Then came the lol just a joke he never actually did haha backtracking. But now Maomao still hates her father?
>>291963304sit down and I'll learn you something
>>291959545that was too contrived, if I had paid nyannyan's hearing I could just hear the stroke order
>>291971969Maomao hates her father because he's a creepy old guy, not because he raped her mother.
>>291971969>revealedyou'll be less confused when you stop using words like this for things you clearly misinterpreted
>>291957083Have yet to watch this season, post new hot girls to convince me
>>291962208Because you're horny
>>291962208because that's literally every villain character in this story because that's how light novels work
>>291972352also this
A game based on "The Apothecary Diaries" is coming out. It looks like it features an original story, so I think I’ll pick it up.https://youtu.be/CoVZKADP8Ss?si=-q55uKC0cwOZqUgn
>>291967577Because we're no longer at the Jade palace with all the likable characters.
The problem is that the show is no longer episodic. We used to have a complete new mystery to solve every episode.
>>291972565>PS5Dead on arrival. I'll wait until it gets ripped or ported to PC.
I didn't understand this arc. Is it already over?
>>291972761you never did the gold penny trick in high school chemistry?
>>291972769It's also on Steam and Switch
I want to buy out Xiaolan as soon as she's available, promise to love her, and proceed to have a large family of about 30 kids
>>291972787Thank fuck. Guess I'll pick it up on sale eventually then.
>>291972565>>https://youtu.be/CoVZKADP8Ss?si=-q55uKC0cwOZqUgn>Jinshi on the coverEasy skip.
>>291972789>Xiaolan in this>Xiaolan in Card Captor SakuraIs Xiaolan the only Chinese name Japs know?
>>291967030I think they're actually on the same wavelength the majority of the time.I remember this scene where Maomao is looking for a maidservant with a "somewhat plump behind" and Lahan provides the exact measurements.She's disgusted by the fact, not realizing that they were both looking at the same girl's ass so they're the same.
>>291969787>The episode felt so short.Yeah, I was surprised the time was up when it ended.
to bee fair its best episode of the season so far... West Woman sexo MaoMao finally turn on her HOUSEMD powers...
>>291957083Maomao
>>291957083>FilenameQuery, is that one particular deluded retard still coping that the anal meme is ackshually just one person samefagging or whatever?
>>291973094I thought Meiling was the stereotypical anime chinese girl name?
why does catcat hate her dad, again? he seems like a swell guy desu
>>291959854>>291959741Think dog whistle, etc but you're still young enough to hear it.Worst things I've heard are actually CRTs took me a while to pin down what the fuck was actually making the noise. No idea what fucking component that could have been.
>>291964246I assume it's a break from mostly human v human fighting and into domestic upkeep shit, since that's where she'll eventually wind up as empress, mundane 'I can't really fucking do anything about this, other than prepare' tier shit.
>>291967577>spix zoomers hate itSo it's good then
>>291960885Someone is taking advantage of an incoming famine to start some shit. It's not all going to be outright invasions, entire horde on your doorstep, go fight in the fields.
>>291969146I still believe he's the product of Lakan's binary fission
woah maomao has so many high ranking friends among officials, eunuchs and court officers. surely if a poor desperate girl asked her for help she could land her a job as a servant somewhere huh
>>291974734Anon, she doesn't give a fuck, she's a selfish cynic, a bad person in every aspect really.Selling them (a child too!) to a whorehouse was just simpler, faster and more convenient for her.
>>291974762a whorehouse isn't really a fair description of an establishment of that class, and she'd be indentured either way, so either she gets to be a serving girl in the rear palace where she is part of the emperor's harem and can be raped by him at any time, or a serving girl at a high class brothel where the guys would have to follow procedure to book you, and have to follow basic etiquette and not smell bad to even get in
>>291974899I think being a servant in the imperial palace would be far better than a prostitute and potentially a future courtesan, selling your body anyway for the rest of your life...but that's just me I guess
>>291974908you can get away with selling your time but not yourself and get bought out by a high tier statesman if you're good enough and don't fuck up and get yourself pregnant like Maomao's mom
>>291967577I dont like it either. Feels like the show should have just ended after 2 seasons
>>291974930Right, if you're lucky and very talented.I'd rather try my luck in the imperial palace, thank you very much, and be among thousands of other girls. Surely the emperor has his hands full of his official wives.Still, IF the emperor chose me, that would be far more valuable than a random client in a whorehouse.It's a no brainer, really.Only those who had nowhere else to go would go live in a brothel and get indebted to that "enterprise" for the rest of their lives...You're a bit biased because you think all courtesans working in that brothel are like the big three. I'm sure most are your standard whores, selling their bodies to random clients every day, every week. What a fucking life, literally, never finding love, selling your first time to a random old man...
>>291967577Honestly as a LN reader the first four LN and LN8 are the ones I liked the least.
>>291969146This is how most of the La clan are. They are super autistic about one particular things at the expense of some normal traits.
>>291974930Catcat's mom deliberately let herself get pregnant in a too clever by half scheme with Catcat's dad to let him buy her out for cheap, until they got fucked by unpredictable circumstances so she had to do high risk sex work and get syphilis as a consequence.
>>291974977if the emperor does have his way with you then you become a threat to the consorts representing powerful clans across the empire and you will be dealt with like the measly worm you are
>>291975000The chances are so slim they're virtually zero. It's far more probable you get syphilis working in the whorehouse than sleeping with the emperor as a random averege servant in the imperial palace.I'll take the imperial palace, thank you.The real issue here is that Maomao didn't even give them a chance or a choice. They got sold right away with no remorse whatsover. What a fucked individual she is, truly
>>291975054Maomao really does take after her grandma, she'd make a good Ms Kitty yet
>ITT: anons fantasizing about getting dicked down by the emperor
>>291975054either way Chinese culture is bad and has never been good and this series is only so compelling because it lets you gawk at how disgusting everything is
>>291973786there are definitely meis in modern set anime sometimes.that aside it's stupid to point it out in this show in particular. they even, unusually, try to keep some chink pronunciations (xiaomao vs ... shoubyou)
>>291975113I agree, they really are bug people
What if dick cheese could be used as an ingredient in medicine? What would Maomao do?
>>291975273She would hire big-titty prostitutes to harvest the dick cheese for her.
>>291975054if you're just indentured as a serving girl the higher likelihood is that you're not even sexy enough to be worth training as a hooker, and when your contact is up they'll just send you on your merry way
>>291975430That's fine, I'd be able to survive by then without having to sell my body.Also, beauty ain't everything when it comes to working as a servant. Just be hardworking, loyal, truthful. Being in the imperial palace will open many doors for you after your contract is over, you don't live in a bubble
>>291975467ditto the brothel, but there you explicitly find horny young guys who can't afford to buy out a glamorous courtesan but would love to take you home to meet the family
>>291975583What? No, brothels weren't the only thing that existed in medieval China kek.It was a shitty, disgusting, pathetic place, but not that bad that women could only sell their bodies..Especially after working as a servant in the imperial palace and, thus, having had an education and earned their freedom
>>291975617the brothels had a vested interest in making sure their girls were worth paying good money for and didn't skimp on education either; if you wanted a diseased illiterate two dollar whore you'd find those on the street
>>291975075Why wouldn't you want some royal cock?
>>291975743Yes, on the streets, not at the imperial palace!
>>291975840if you're a do-nothing brat nobody likes and nobody wants to hire you'll end up on the street at the end of your contract no matter who you were sold to
Becoming a eunuch was literally risking their lives. The fact that they were still willing to become eunuchs shows just how privileged and desirable life in the imperial harem of ancient China must have been.
>>291976025>if you're a do-nothing brat nobody likes and nobody wants to hire you'll end up on the street at the end of your contract no matter who you were sold to.Just don't be that then, easy. The same goes for any profession and occupation
>>291976172It certainly was, compared to life on the steets or in a whorehouse
By the way, eunuchs still had sexual desires. Apparently, during sex, eunuchs would bite palace maids and break out in a cold sweat.
>>291976251it should surprise no one
Eunuchs didn't have their manhood, so they sometimes used their mouths to satisfy their sexual desires instead. Even without their genitals, they still had testosterone, so when they had sex with palace maids, they would bite each other, embrace each other, and sweat like crazy.Eunuchs could even marry palace maids.
>>291976192for women, an impossible challenge
>>291976330To clarify, it was not a case of eunuchs and palace maids biting one another; rather, the eunuchs would bite the palace maids during sexual acts.
>>291976251depending on the type of castration they went through (only ball removal vs full 'no dick for you, here's a reed to keep your pisshole from closing') they also couldn't stop pissing themselves and had to wear padding to absorb it, which is why a common insult for eunuchs was to call them stinky since a long shift would mean they couldn't change it.the story of the last official eunuch is quite sad - he wanted to be buried with his preserved genitals 'whole' but his siblings discarded them during the cultural revolution and it was distressing for him. didn't die until 1996, his name was sun yaoting.
>people still arguing about how Maomao should've gotten the girls in the palaceThat was literally not an option, a girl could only get sent there by her own family and their dad definitely wouldn't consent to that given his reaction. Not only that they probably wouldn't have hired the girls given how dirty and malnourished they were. Also an extremely good chunk of their salaries would've been sent to their father who would have just pissed it away drinking and gambling.>but what about MaomaoYes she was kidnapped and when that whole scheme was unraveled the person on the inside and the kidnappers were wiped out. This is without mentioning what would happen to them if they were to fuck up, and given the machinations that go on in the inside the possibility they get blamed/framed for something.They were arguably safer on the outside in verdigis house than on the inside.
>>291976330Eunuchs could actually impregnate women with their minds if they became horny enough.
Back then, becoming a eunuch was literally a matter of life and death because of the risk of infection, given the medical conditions at the time.However, many men chose to become eunuchs because their families were poor or because they hoped to gain a high position in society.By the way, in ancient China, castration was also used as a form of criminal punishment. It was considered the second harshest punishment after the death penalty.
>>291976517Meh, death is better than a lifetime of suffering
>>291976172it would be funny to just point out that nobody wants to rape a dude, but yes, eunuchs did historically hold massive power and influence as a class due to their exclusive access to the imperial harem and the child emperorsnot like the prestige of being the one who educates the future ruler on history and political philosophy transfers to the girl washing the imperial diapers, thoughever
>>291976517>By the way, in ancient China, castration was also used as a form of criminal punishment. It was considered the second harshest punishment after the death penalty.Why didn't they just grow their dicks back? Skill issue?
>>291976486Maomao's case was only resolved because she was a protected crypto-noble who had the favor of a high consort and the second price, anyone else would just have to practice confucian meditation and try harder to not get kidnapped next time
No matter how much power or status I could gain, I wouldn’t want to become a eunuch.If I had to choose, I’d rather become a Buddhist monk.Although, in ancient China, becoming a monk required something like a government-issued license or qualification, similar to what civil servants need today.
Kind of a boring episode. The sorceress was cute, though.
Lahan's formal introduction to the audience feels so weird since we're already 3 seasons in, and Maomao just casually mentions that she's known this guy as her adopted brother for a while now.It would feel less jarring if we get a flashback to when they first met at least.
>>291978130I'm not sure if you'd call it a formal introduction to the audience, and I'm not even sure this was the first time Maomao met him onscreen eitherthis shit just loves restating things you already knew over and over again until it slips up and says something different
>>291978787>this shit just loves restatingi bet your ass this is just the stupid LN imperative of reintroducing everyone the first time they appear in a given volume.
no I got it, Shisui was snacking on the abortion plants in front of Maomao to telegraph to her that there was even a chance she could get pregnant in the rear palace, that she was a noble consort and there was a bigger plan afoot, and the fact that the emperor thought Luolan was a weird freak and didn't want any more to do with her than he had to and did nothing but play checkers with her body double during their allotted banging time is purely incidental
>>291979283Are you saying Shisui isn't used goods?
>>291979496if I'm right about that, then I'm going to have to recant and say the opposite, since it's funnier to say that she is used goods
Maomao rape
Is White Lady actually white in the european sense or just a bleached east asian?
>>291978787His first appearance was during season 2 after Maomao was kidnapped where he helped Jinshi deduce who the kidnapper was, so they never talked face to face on screen up until now.
>>291969146It's not like autists only come from that family
I want to drink tea with Maomao and fall asleep on her lap
>>291980100Tea is probably poisoned and she'll push your corpse off her legs
>>291979802I forget my cardinal directions but I'm pretty sure she was from a land situated laterallyit would make narrative sense if she was from not-Japan and associated with whatever Shisui is up to right now, but she could be from completely the other way
>>291980245Sounds like I would die happy
>>291967938>when she hasn't shaved her pubes for a week.a week of not shaving is barely a stubble what's even the point?
>>291979625I wish you were right, I'm so envious of the emperor, Shisui is so fucking hot, she deserves better
>>291972565modding in a sexo jiangshi outfit for my wife with the hips modded to be extra wide
They should replace the EVIL Maomao with a beautiful and kind protagonist.
>>291982395hated this dumb show, she was an actual mary sue
Why does Mao Mao hate her half brother?
>>291982523stepbrother/cousin
>>291972565>Ace Attorney: Chinese addition
>>291982581Already exists though
>>291980517Because pubic stubble makes my dick hard.
>>291982480>Character born with chronic disease works their ass off to excel at everything they do>mary sueAnon, please check your local community college for media-literacy classes.
>>291972761Not really. Also almost all of them were related to the Loulan plot.
>gets to live with Maomaolucky bastard
will maomao ever go back to the inner court? it's a far more interesting setting than the whorehouse
>>291983879chouou gives me the ick, why are they forcing this character in?
>>291984578No, it's a heavily restricted area
>>291983774aaaa shisui's tits
>>291983465it has a massive show-don't-tell problem with any of the adversity she is said to face for her achievements to not just be punchlines to the jokes they're introduced forfor the hero Alicia you hear her bones crunching and her cries of pain as she falls down a vast chasm to get to the bottom of the mystery, and that's why she's the feMC I root for the most
>>291984578Cour 1 was the plowing palace, cour 2 was the inner court, cour 3 was mostly the same as cour 2 and cour 4 was the kidnapping. I appreciate that they all have different settings. Cour 5 seems to be more focused on the city/whorehouse this time around.
>>291984730*feet
>>291984730Reminder that the emperor got paizuri from those 16 year old tits.
>>291985433at most he saw them in the corner of his eye while he had his head turned away from all the goofy faces she was making
>>291985433based, but not as based as the previous emperor
I spent the entire week catching up. I initially thought each season is just a single cour, only to realize halfway through season 1 that there are 50+ episodes. But at that point I was already too invested to stop, so here we are.Anyway, was the ghost stories lady the only actual ghost in the show?
>>291983879he just needs to miss step once while out at night and he'll be sent to a plap house
>>291984818Ok, we'll disagree about Reirin but I'm 100% on board with Alicia, plus she has amazing tits.
>>291984660>why are they forcing this character in?so that Jinshi can't just go into her house and rape heran obstacle that just slows down the romance part
Some nice ASMR this episode.
>>291986314How can bugs even compete
>>291985494Coward! That would've only made me harder.>>291985518True.
>>291985837Either that or be in the same room as Pairin when she's pent up.
>>291986942imagine, she knows you hate her, and you could have let her off imperial poontang duty and done something else, but you're a pig, she knows you're a pig, and she's making fun of you for being a pig, pushing up her nose to show her nostrils and making oinking and squealing noises
>>291983879I really don't get this character. Why does he exist in the show? He's annoying and holds things back.
>>291987053That just means rape with spankings while she's getting railed from behind.
o, my maomao
>>291988324Just wait for his training arc with Pairin. Trust the plan.
>>291979677who is she raping?
>>291986979Is Zulin present or is she conveniently away from him doing chores?
Sex with Maomao's smelly feet.
So it seems like the West is waging information war with the Empire? Between the rear palace getting Western merchandise that induces abortions and the albino girl passing around poison biscuits to commoners and making high-ranking officials think mercury is for consumption.
>>291982395thats a villainess
>>291958597Yes
>>291973094It's actually Xiaolang in Cardcaptor Sakura
>>291991900Lishu
>>291984818Alicia's a jobber so she'd never be a Mary Sue anyway. She's extremely dependent on other people to help her in relevant fights. Reiren is pretty much a Mary Sue but it's fun to watch how much she wrecks everything.
>>291996449That should be in the next cour, right?
>>291992086If she values her innocence zulin would be away because Pairin would molest both.
>>291996449>>291996542So the OP represents Maomao awakening her inner lion?
>>291997952Why Lishu?
>>291994435Total Gaijin Death
so why did the white woman start smiling evilly when guessing maomao's number?
>>291998938That's just how she smiles, she's an adorable retard
>poisons a bunch of beggars>poisons a bunch of merchantsBased?