Today is the birthday of Aoyama Blue Mountain. Lauded author, chair assassin, and titcow extraordinaire
>>291881208Nobody reads her books anymore.
The fraud
she has a somewhat pointy ass
Megu is here with her P90 to wish Aoyama a happy birthday.
>>291881208She's been ripping off Sxarp's life and image for years and not passing a single red cent back to her even though Sxarp lives in abject poverty.
>mfw I have exactly one fan and it's Mocha
Aoyama's Blue Mountains!
>>291882979It's a real shame Cocoa is illiterate
I love cute and sweet brown haired anime teenagers
>>291881208I will impregnate those feet.
>>291883723I love brown girls too
>>291883475I like my blue mountain coffee with lots of milk
>>291881208Hapy birthday, Aoyama. You have nice mountains.
dead thread nobody likes gochihags
>>291885466Everyone loves chimame-tai.
>>291885796this is true
Gochiposting from my deathbed.
[Important news] "Doyakonga" is set to make its debut in a 2-year-old maiden race at Ohi Racecourse. https://db.netkeiba.com/horse/2024104914/
As God as my witness...That ass was fat...
>This is your bartender for tonightWat do, /a/?
>>291885796ChiMaMe is so addicting that I even know a person who might go to jail over it!
>>291886893Order a rabbit.
>>291851888Which gochi would you do this to?
>>291886893Ask for sex on the beach. then order a screwdriver.
>>291881208Happy birthday Aoyama "Sekuhara" Mountains!
>>291889272
Megu
Maya
Syaro sells her poop to perverts
>almost 12 hours of relaxing sleep
>>291890871happy birt!!!
Cocoa and friends.
>>291890941the fake bocchi
>>291890992>fake bocchimore like upgraded bocchipink is better
>>291891224only when they look like this
>>291891234Sugar chino?
>>291891249most certainly
>>291891249>>291891338that's not fuyu
>>291890021When I sleep 12 hours I feel like I want to die when I wake up, when I wake 8 hours I feel good, make it make sense.>>291890941All those characters got cocoraped one after the other.
>>291892026Oversleeping can make you tired, too. Now I want to go learn why that is.
I engaged in a business transaction with Hoto Cocoa for prostitution services
>>291893161Have a good day, please cum again!
>>291892100>>291892026I didn't have a lot of long enough sleep recently.
Big boobs
>>291889733You shouldn't say the m-word that lightly.
>not a single sxarp postedI miss my sxarp friend already.
Mitya twins soon.
>>291894599Mitya lusts for twins.
>>291894599>>291894871He's actually drawn hundreds of twins but they're all lewd so he keeps them for himself instead of posting them
>>291888919rapeable pyonnywife
>>291890871it's her FUCKIGN birthday you GENIUS
>>291890871>midori-chanBut I thought her name was Aoyama Blue Mountains?!
Holding Blue Mountain down and forcing her to be a responsible adult.
>>291896272Hi Mate Rin.
>>291881208Do you prefer Aoyama Blue Mountain in bed when she's playful dom or a curious switch with sub leaning tendencies
>>291896331I have never understood this question, maybe I am too low IQ for Aoburuposting.
>>291896450look up "dom/sub/switch"
This will be the first gochithread without a sxarp post.
>>291896901I technically posted one.Want me to post more miss S?
>>291896986I see now. One of 5 characters in one image.
>>291896986Shio?
>>291897077No...
pals...
>>291898631It's over.
>>291898807no it's not
Please buy
>>291898890Translate it, weebs.
You'll buy the coffee subscription, won't you?
>>291899032I already have. It pyon pyons my kokoro.
>>291899032nailing this chino in particular to a cross
>>291899032vampire chino > angel chino
>>291898957>phantom thief lapin>donates 100 yenOk this deserves a sxarp being posted.
>>291899344You broke the course!
>>291899344Sxarp indebted herself by 48 yen to donate to Chino's stream...
>>291899516What a nice girl.
>>291899950do not caffeine
>>291900387
>>291900387>>291900463Choo Choo
>>291900387>>291900463I fucking love my station.
>>291899380cute scrapoid
>>291901683CUTE CUTE CUTE ERO AAHH
>>291901761She shouldn't NTR the blue chino!
>>291901683My pure angelic kyuutie! How could anyone hate this adorable creature?
>>291901930Bad people exist.
wtf
>>291902735Ew. Slut.
>>291902735Sxarp wouldn't do this... right?
>>291903224Cocoa would.
>>291882813And you admire her for that.
>>291903891How is this post related to gochiusa?
>>291903760Rude.
>>291882813Don't forget that she also constantly sexually harass her at work to the point where she got banned from Fleur at some point.>>291903760Yes.
Be Gochiexcellent to your pals!
>>291904051Cute angel Sophie.
Love the Quinta Ruban.
>>291904141Gochiboozing?
>>291904168Love how you didn't appear yesterday.
>>291904399It's extremely interesting.
Rizeposter is quite moody today nyoou
>>291904687>talking to yourself again
>>291904051the way the mouth curves down at the edges really reminds me of Ukami, he adds those curves (usually more prominently than this example) when characters smile
Not going to click, faggot.
He is so vile. A true nigger.
Love nicephie!
Why?
The sleep is still in my eyesThe dream is still in my headI heave a sigh and sadly smileAnd lie a while in bedI wish that it might come to passNot fade like all my dreamsJUST THINK OF WHAT MY LIFE MIGHT BEIN A WORLD LIKE I HAVE SEENI DON'T THINK I CAN CARRY ONCARRY ON THIS COLD AND EMPTY LIFEMY SPIRITS ARE LOW IN THE DEPTHS OF DESPAIRMY GOCHILIFEBLOODSPILLS OVER
Sorry I meant the opposite.
We enjoyed the puzzles.
aight pals the puzzles were fun but im tired now. If someone wanna make more later the sweetspot is 80 - 120 pieces Dont be autistic and make it 250
I made like more than 50% of all three puzzles.
nevermind that was five
*tap tap*
sorry I didn't participate in the puzzles I went outside to try to be a real human and talk to the other humans.
>>291907473Weirdo.
>>291907473I do that sometimes.
>>291907473We all make mistakes.
>>291907473We all make good decisions.
>>291907473We all make.
>>291907473Did it work?
Is this just red maya?
>>291907498>>291907509>>291907523>>291907535I think it's a good idea.>>291907577Yes I made progress. I made conversation with a bartender more than his job required of him and also initiated a little bit of conversation with a girl that was next to me at the bar.
>>291907815Proud of you.
man you guys can talk to people? I just kind of stare them before shitting myself and then just awkwardly spewing whatver random crap comes to mind and hoping I'm not too retarded.
>>291907851Thank you. I won't make any more off topic posts, but will say that if I can do it anybody can.
>>291908020I think you have to spew whatever random crap comes to mind without caring what the other people think of it. If they ignore it or whatever then so be it. If you come across as a retard then oh well, you'll probably never see them again anyways, right?I still don't have any friends or anything but maybe one day with continued effort.
>>291907815Authorities were notified.
>>291908298what did he mean by this?
what happens when you sniff chino
>>291908658prison
>>291883723that's not a teenager.
>>291908766She's 15 at the time of the story.
>>291909565that means she would now be 30.
>>291909754
Pouring from such a height!
>>291910557It really is a great way to cool your coffee for more immediate consumption.I do it all the time, plus it sounds like pee.
>>291910937>plus it sounds like peesold
Chiya's forehead is huge.
>>291881208*In the sauna playing with Aoyama's chess. Oh my it's get steamy in here
>>291911384nevermind huge, her face is fucking concave
Please don't forget about Gocchi
Hitori Gocchi is ready to renew all her friends next year
>>291912269>>291912298Hi cutie, onee-chan will remember you and be your friend!So... wanna come play with your new onee-chan at her house?
Why is Cockoa like this?
Marshmallows will melt in hot Cocoa.Just so you know
>>291912773
>>291912599Would Cocoa still molest Gocchi after she puts on the bear outfit?
>>291912918Don't worry about that, the bear outfit will come off when onee-chan says so.
>>291912970...onee-chan isn't really that dangerous, is she?
>>291913015No danger, it will feel good.
>>291913074We like offtopic cuties here.
>>291913102Always with those negative waves, man.Why don't you just knock off.
>>291913074we all think youre awesomesauce, babe
>>291913102But enough about "you".>>291913154I can see it.
>>291913154Chino is still getting fanart in 20225
>>291913102>is exactly what he accuses others of
>>291912918especially after she puts on the bear outfit.
>>291913469
You have to wake up now!
>>291913495>stimulatingWhat did she mean by that
>>291913521I want to stay in bed...>>291913554I honestly do not know.
>>291913521From what?
>>291913816Comfy Cocoa so snuggly
>>291913816*Sneaking into Cocoa's laundry basket and sniffing her pajamas
What the fuck is wrong with Cocoaposters?
buying my onee-wife a fresh new imoutoy to play with
It really can't be helped We're just coo coo for Cocoa wife
My gochibelly so gochibig gonna gooochiexplode AHhhhGGG...
Gochischolars of the future have agreed that the whore being known as doyakonga ended up killing the gochiusa franchise We became haruhi
>>291915058you_can_wait_a_little_longer.jpg
>>291888028this >>291914383
My blue Sxarp (het)
>>291915058Doya did nothing wrong and even if she did, it’s the world who is at fault. Never Doya! Total Doya love
>>291915394>hetDropped.>>291915482This but with Sophie.
>>291915394What at all do they have in common?I guess they're both pathetic but even then in completely different ways.
Alien loli chino.
>>291915058tvrk nvke this is a Princess Principal thread now
>>291913154powerful
Kyuutie patootie status?
>>291915058[Good news]Doyakonga finishes 3rd in her first racehttps://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2115002852334862336/vid/avc1/1920x1080/IdwFKNb2oLZpOfVY.mp4
>>291915578Immediately after posting this I realized that they probably shared a VA and then I looked it up and confirmed it.
>>291915394I used to like Chuunibyou a lot when I was a Kyoani enthusiast, FCed all the OPs and EDs on osu! too, feels like a lifetime ago.Cute Rikka noises! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D8nbah13SI
I can feel it, it's over, for real this time.I should do like Sxarpfren and fuck off too.
it's chinover...
>>291918541...and cocover.
>>291918771...and sharover.
You say that all the time.
>>291919036This time it's different.
>>291919078Uh huh. Next you're gonna tell me Cocoa is an imouto and not an onee-chan.
>>291919235Cocoa wouldn’t know how to be a new san even if she tried. It’s it’s a mochactuary
This is probably Aoyama?
>>291920347That is Kirima "Flat Plains" Sxarp.
>>291920443Now I see that her name tag says sxarp.Why is she so unflat?
>>291920347office onahole sxarp
>>291918771>>291918835C u t e pixel Gochis
>>291920504>Why is she so unflat?Pads.
>>291920504She had to start stuffing her bra so clients would take her seriously
>>291920347>>291920611I prefer Mc Donalds Sxarp.
>>291921173rabbit burger
>>291921173C u t e WcDonalds Sxarp
>>291912815Will they actually melt? I doubt it.
chuuu~
chuuuuu~
Chuuuuu~
>>291918771>>291919235>cocoverOh you'd like to think that, wouldn't you. You can sit there and say it's Cocover like you're returning home from some glorious battle but let me tell you something, anon, it never Cocoastarted. From the very beginning you were playing pseudo imouto to the older characters. For all you're mofu mofus you never had a chance to be an oneesan. You never knew what it even meant in the first place. Just a vacuous number obsessed child playing pretend.
>>291915057My POV, waking up to the wives
>>291914150What?Is there a problem?
>>291924387Akari is literally sxarp.
>>291924407She the only one who hasn't taken a bite of her donut yet.She's saving it for later.
>>291924387Woah
It isn't cocover until it's cocover.
Anybody has that gif of Cocoa shooting Mocha?>>291924470It's a baumkuchen.
>>291924537>this is going up your ass
>>291924566No such pic exists.
>>291924572Only Mocha is into that vile stuff, Cocoa is pure.
>>291924814Yeah, uhmmm, I'll take a cone with double lemon ice cream, I want the lemon squeezed on the spot, that's the whole of my order.
A squeezed lemon
>>291925365Lemon unsqueezy
>>291924470I'll take a bite of her donut
>>291925389This may be the best pic of squarp ever.
>>291925389You can't unsqueeze the lemon.
>>291925572It's a wasted image without the pasta.
>>291925573I just did nerd
>>291924362Oops. Sorry my mistake. Meant to reply to >>291924387
The gochis aren't real.You can't change that.
I will manifest the Gochis and my wife Gabriel.
>>291925872I will manifest a kyuutie and make her BITE you.
>>291925860there is something that you can change though
>>291925860No one can take the Gochis away from me!Gochis are all I have left to live for!There is nothing else.
>>291925996Forgot it, the afterlife isn't real either.
>>291907815good for you
Lemony squeezy huh?
STOP HAVING LEMONIC THOUGHTS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>291926042Yep.I see Sxarpy lemonI start the squeezin.Simple as that
>>291926026How do you know?
>>291926032Ssshhhh,... It's not Meggin time yet. A little later
>>291925656A pic of SPQR is never wasted.
>>291926437The pasta makes it better.Oh hi daisuke!
>>291926437I'll be her Scipio.
>>291926437Damn, imagine your gochi getting humiliated like this
It's so difficult to get it right. Does it look right?
>>291926603Who would you say are the greatest rabbits in history?
sxarp_its_cold.jpg
>>291926970I think so!
>>291927584
>>291926170FUCK YOU!
Now that the summer season is over, I think it’s time to take a break from lemon squeezies…
>>291927822I just had lemon tea, warmed me up real good.
I just ate some Camembert and it got me wondering, are the gochis frog enough to eat cheese or are they too slant eyed? We don't ever see them eating cheese do we?I almost feel like I remember them having fondue at some point... did that happen or am I hallucinating and/or retarded?
>>291927904They don't seem to have problems with pizza? It's got cheese on top.
>>291928478Yeah you're right, and that is pretty standard jap fare. Maybe I'm thinking of chinks or something that don't ever eat cheese
puzzly time?
>>291929757give it a defanging and ear clippings and this thing's ready for indentured servitude
>>291929757I don't like this level of cat girl bullshit.Furries get the rope
>>291927821Unruly brat
>>291930196I feel like that picture is the last step before it becomes furry but it's still just on the safe side.
>>291930196I've never understood the appeal, not even of 100% human girls wearing fake cat ears/tails/whatever. Maybe as part of a halloween costume it's kinda cute but outside of that it's just odd to me
>>291930390But Maya loves to wear fake animal ears, and of course a tail plugged right in her butthole!
>>291930264It's one thing to have her hair poking up on each side of the head, into vague approximate pointy triangle cat ear shapes, but it's still clearly just the girls hair.When they have actual cat ears with obvious interior fur showing inside the ears, it's already crossed over into furry territory. That's just Too far.The mouthshape thing can be tolerable up to a point, and not necessarily furry, if it's not taken too far.Konata is an example where it's just a cute feature added with some certain degree of artistic license, for a character trait expression, but it's understood to be an artistic visual effect only for cuteness effect, and not intended to make Konata an actual cat.
>>291930443>Cat earsMorphodite abominations
>>291930531They are moe.
>>291930554>moeNo.
>>291930614What about this?
This is moe.Notice, if you will, the distinct lack of cat ears.
>>291930639Ecchi
Sex with Mayo, the tail stays on!
>>291930500Calling kemomimi "furry" is a bold take.
>>291930825Mays is a bold Gochi.She takes what she wants
>>291931054AI slop
>>291930500Ew a furry, go away.
>>291931153Doesn't look too bad though
>>291931241You're right, I was being an ass. May you and your AI gem live happily.
