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When will we be able to buy one of these?
TORI !
how is this fair
3 hours expected to be the only one to see it at 3pm on a friday. half the theatre was full. still dont know what to make of it. >it felt like 3 hours thats for sue >the cinematography was kino and I was really suprised by the technical ability they were able to get on a "documentary" >elizabeth could have been grilled a little harder >the husband was amazing. just all around fascinating and the best part of the film. I havent been in any threads on /tv/ about it the past week since I didnt wanna ruin it and now I come home and we dont have a single thread about it?
CONSENTING TO A THREESOME IS NOT CONSENTING TO A GANGBANG!!!!
Kdrama General - Ggoolalba Edition Previous -> >>223979496 kdg wsg >>>/wsg/6225024 Charts: Newfriends chart: imgur.com/a/gJPkCaH Thriller/Dark/Action: imgur.com/a/h8ZuG3n
Discussion has mostly fizzled out but I want a general for Halloween. previous >>224025749
Katy O'Brian and her wife as Professor Utonium and Miss Bellum
Anyone else tired of how soilennials only know three horror movies and can't stop circlejerking them? Is horror really such a bad genre that there are only three movies worth talking about?
Why did all the actresses from the 70s, 80s, and 90s have such flat bodies and flat butts?
>A man who didn't get invited to any Halloween weekend party? Unfortunately this is true
Why is Enid not a popular costume despite Wednesday being so big?
>comedian can't take a joke >a professional classically trained actor can Stew really was a real motherfucker. RIP captain.
Extremely Racist Picard LAST TIME ON /trek/ >>224021753
Why doesn’t /tv/ like it?
Camila Mendes & Madelaine Petsch as Betty and Wilma
>That's right. I've killed women and children. I killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to forgive you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned. FORGIVEN by Clint Westwood
but why?
Just watched this piece of shit. What a waste of bandwidth. Is The Lighthouse also this bad or is that actually worth watching?
WTF was this movie? >first 30 minutes of the cop not being able to even glimpse the monster >beginning to wonder if the monster is a Boon Joon ho-esque metaphor for capitalism, fear and distrust of North Korea, or some other abstract shit >the monster can't keep its balance for some reason and keeps tripping over itself and tackling buildings like the berserker titan >the squid game girl shows up like a commando who's used to this shit when she's seeing it for the first time >the alien runs at 300mph but takes like 5 minutes to reach her >she starts shooting at it from a mile away >koreans can't fucking brake they just keep swerving and totalling their cars for no reason >monster sheds a single tear and somehow that the cop realizes something and doesnt' kill it, leading the audience to believe the monster is the cop's son transformed (it's not, it literally just cried out of sadness, that's it) >when you think the movie is over you're actually only 1/4th through >an old man tells a story about shitting in the woods in a bad attempt at the Pulp Fiction watch-in-ass dialogue >the doctor can't tell that this is an unknown species without opening it up and examining its organs
What slopkino are you watching today anons? I had a few afternoon beers and watched picrel
Hey could you guys watch my box for a few minutes? Make sure no one touches it.
>Inde Navarrette hosts with musical guest Gracie Abrams! Why did they let the girl on the right get mogged like that?
>wonder how emma roberts plays psychopaths so well >turns out she actually is one in real life Huh...
Svengoolie ONE HOUR EARLIER
Holy shit this movie fucking SUCKS I HATE Reddit! >but you didn’t le get it. heh…no Michael Myers. If it was a stand alone, it would be good. No, it would be forgotten as just a shitty movie John Carpenter made later. He does literally have a meta Halloween I joke in the movie itself so his joke on the audience backfired, but let’s go over the plot. Man from town miles and miles away steals mask and then passes out to be brought to a drunk cheating old ass doctor with a shitty family then gets murdered in the hospital. Said doctor decides to hold his own investigation because of a hot girl who says she’s the dead guys daughter and finds the town that makes the masks. That’s about the first 10 minutes. The rest is an hour and 45 minutes of mystery box shit the writers admit they didn’t even fucking know what they were doing mid fucking movie. It’s an insanely slow burn and leads to The masks melt kids heads! Well not the mask, a little coin they make on the back of the head. There’s also an entire fucking room made so they could put the coin on the mask, and they even do a shitty job putting the little coin on there since it falls off all the time. Oh and it makes bugs and snakes come out because ???? And then there are ROBOTS that look and act like people! Some came from Germany. Refuses to elaborate. And also literally Stonehenge was delivered to their facility for some reason. A flashing pumpkin “activates” Stonehenge too, idk why lol. Oh and the girl he fucks is also A ROBOT at the end. Why is it called season of the witch? Oh and why did he want to kill all the kids anyway? Well too much time was spent with literally nothing happening so no room to explain any of the fucking movie and it ends mid scene. Also why was that retarded kid literally flipping channels to find a commercial? I seriously hope you guys don’t fall for the so bad it’s good bullshit. It’s just bad and deserves the hate.
We are four and a half hours away
Arthouse & Classics JaneB.dition >QotD Favourite Birkin joint? >Bonus Most /film/ic feet? Previous: >>224025796
omg this series was a nothing burger and people died for no reason like david or talia's mom
/tv/ used to call this douchefratbro reddit slop. is it ready to apologize now?
>What'll it be, /tv/?
I feel like buddy would have been a better if it wasn't a horror movie.
>christopher eccleston and ralph fiennes are two different people
In the eye of it, she truly is the greatest actres of our time and you're alive to witness it.
I showed my 79-year-old mum the trailer to this and she had a heart attack and died
KHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 appreciation thread. run Biel run edition
We must apologize to him, guys. Before he's dead.
>Halloween night Why are you here?
Why didn’t you see Ali G 2?
Just marathoned this, THIS is what zoomers are scared of? Really?
>books, anon?
I feel like there's this giant disconnect between what the series is trying to do and what I'm getting from it. Because the only thing I'm getting from this is that anything that's ever called itself a belter should be shoved out of an airlock as quickly as possible. It's like an entire society of ex prison convicts with below 70 iq points.
>The Matrix came out 40 years ago
>Oh no, you've stopped serving breakfast? >Dang, that stinks. Guess I should come earlier, next time. Hey, are there any other places serving breakfast right now? Was that so difficult, you whiny baby boomer?
ITT: Characters who are literally you.
Is Savini still the GOAT?
literally the goat horror villain
holy kino
I dislike this film. The style is too loud and draws so much attention to itself it detracts from the story which is barely there at all. My verdict: 4/10
what is the message/moral of this story?
Marvel >Earning a total of 6 billion dollars at the 2026 box office DC >Has their most popular character gangraped by fat guys
Post Malfoid (Draconia Malfoy) and discuss her influence on the films Previous >>224045402
Who was the best Seinfeld guest star/character?
Feels weird that every other girl is dressing up as Nikki from Obsession this year, given that Nikki is the victim of the film, not the monster
>Look at this fuckin lineup
Trick-or-Treating edition Previous >>224047311
More like DEGOLAS amirite
Why was this a one and done
Watchin this movie for the first time. I can see what it didnt do so well when it came out. That fucking kid is annoying and theres some pretty dark elements for a kids movie
Anyone else think he wasn’t bad in the mask movie? He was also a rapper and put an album out.
Not me. Not ever
To this day, the very finest "men are trash" film ever made and the one that gives the strongest argument supporting it. I say this as an absolutely dogmatic misogynist.
Florence Pugh should have won the Best Actress Academy Award for this towering JUGGERNAUT of a performance. A performance that will be remembered and studied, for EVER. The very beginning ALONE is more than enough to FUCK YOU UP. And if you disagree with me? Well, feel free to go FUCK yourself.
>married man in a long-term marriage with children >wife trusts him completely >younger woman enters the picture and husband starts a secret affair >months of lies and deception >wife eventually discovers his double life and marriage falls apart >everything she believed about her husband gets recontextualized and takes a subtle revenge against him well that was kino, any more movies with this kind of plot?
Ornella, I have come to bargain
What would you do in this situation?
What was your reaction to seeing Training Day for the first time.
Yup, it's that time of the year again. Every year I do a Lost re-watch and get drunk. I'm ready for 2 weeks of being shitfaced on the Island with my friends Locke, Jack, Kate, Sawyer, etc... Cheers!
This guy should have been in more stuff.
>DIG >Through the ditches >and >BURN >Through the witches
Lemme get in there with you real quick.
Why do you hate it?
Man in the High Castle but with commies!
This simp cuck actually fell in love with her lmao. And Amanda knew it.
*huff *huff
ANAKIN THE GALAXY IS FULL ON IMMIGRANTS
Can you dig it?
Watched it finally. So how come a lot of people didn't catch on this was literally just Moby Dick but with a over the top and macabre version of Hansen playing as Ahab?
TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL
>celebrities are just like me
>NOOOO don't do that was Pinhead actually a little bitch in Hellraiser 1 and 2?
Jordan sisters it's over. Dead show dead universa
How THE FUCK did Jeremy Renner survive this and make a full recovery?
I thought of some good meme material, but I don't know what to do with it or what the joke should be. The Cell Games, but instead it's >The Incel Games
Happy Halloween toobz .
Times you acted like Dexter?
RETURN THE SLAB
https://x.com/AlexKsendzovsky/status/2116153410101944352
Hablá, pibe
How did this retard survive so long? Brute strength?
Everything in Scorsese and Deniro's careers led up to this moment.
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Cast her
>commercials are inherently soulle-
What did you guys think about the Breaking Bad Wednesday crossover Halloween special that just came out?
Kinos with this aesthetic?
She murdered him
What did she mean by this?
ITT: Your favorite romantic scenes
Robots are, simps?
Boo!
Disappointingly cluttered screenplay punctuated by incredible visuals
Holy SHI
Why was it so kino?
Is there any chance of this movie getting an uncut re-release
genuinely, was Margot Robbie being punished here?
Halloween Specials edition Previous >>224049625
ITT: Books that are too spooky to be adapted into film
Malkovich, Rockwell, Bushemi, Parker posey, Tom waits; directed by Martin McDonagh (In Bruge, Three Billboards, Banshees of Inisherin..) opens Nov 6.
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>adds absolutely nothing to the discussion
you did this
I really believe I could rush forward, snap to the side to make the first bullet miss and close the distance before he gets another shot, anyone else or just me Id slowly kneel down to pretend to tie my laces, sneakily pick up a pebble off the floor. Boom i whip it at him throw him off and run at him like a demon
Given 4chan has returned to its leftist roots and we all hate Chuds, Trump, MIGATs, jeets and so on now, should our view on Jazz Jennings and her story be reevaluated?
>look behind you Jamie
Thirty-seven. My gf sucked 37 dicks!
Look what they've done to my boy.
Watch Suicide Squad (2016)
Built for daily anal creampies.
Finally a decent Doctor.
I'm assuming this show was probably bad (ive never watched with the volume on) but it makes great viewing on mute for the casting choices for whatever girls they cast for love interests.
Is this guy the new Craig Ferguson?
What exactly is the moral of this story anyway? Stay in your lane?
holy mother of soulless
Well /tv/, what are they? Maybe somebody here has it...
What are some good horror movies with that premise?
What are your odd /tv/ habits while watching? For me it's looking up the female leads wikifeet page while watching lol
ITT: Kino Halloween costume ideas.
How much do I have to lift in order to fuck her?
It's like a totally different experience. Instead of feeling teenage angst, I'm feeling comfy and relaxed. I know in this contrarian space it's not a loved property but I think if you can find new meanings in a film 25 years after its release that is a mark of quality.
Rogan/Dick/Hartman were the Troy, Abed and Pierce of the 90's.
Apologize to Leto Joker
This boy I saw at the restaurant looks exactly like Greg Heffley
Tfw no cute 20 year old gf. I'm 35 years old btw.
I hate NuTrek but it now feels like a minor miracle we got the TNG crew back together one last time.
>the seargent punishes us for everything the fat guy does wrong >should we be mad at hte seargeant for not training us right? >NO LETS DRIVE THE FAT GUY TO SUICIDE are they retarded?
>pedofile AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>write 5/10 movie >cast 10/10 actors >automatically kino
ITT: The worst movies you've ever seen
this is a great movie
what the fuck?
This is the best Spider-Man film And I’m not a zoomer
Captain Marvel won't return in Avengers DOOMSDAY
Gay guys make good movies
>thy mother mated with a scorpion how do you respond without sounding mad?
Welp, it's official. Zoomers cannot write or direct for shit.
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